Alex Horwitz
@strange-case.com
Directed Hamilton's America, Autonomy, Alice Jacobs is Dead, stuff with Bon Jovi.
Reads Sutter Cane. Sometimes doubts your commitment to Sparkle Motion.
https://linktr.ee/alexhorwitz
Reads Sutter Cane. Sometimes doubts your commitment to Sparkle Motion.
https://linktr.ee/alexhorwitz
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Alex Horwitz
@strange-case.com
· Jan 17
a chimpanzee wearing a pink shirt is holding a gun in its mouth .
ALT: a chimpanzee wearing a pink shirt is holding a gun in its mouth .
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I don't use generative AI to write. My method feels more like ChatCPZ.
Man, they don't make family movies like they used to. Ernest Goes to Camp has a violent native American hazing ritual AND a Josef Mengele joke in the first five minutes!
(This is not a knock on Jim Varney, a national treasure gone too soon, knowhutimean?)
(This is not a knock on Jim Varney, a national treasure gone too soon, knowhutimean?)
a man wearing a baseball cap is making a funny face with the words eww written below him
ALT: a man wearing a baseball cap is making a funny face with the words eww written below him
media.tenor.com
December 29, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Man, they don't make family movies like they used to. Ernest Goes to Camp has a violent native American hazing ritual AND a Josef Mengele joke in the first five minutes!
(This is not a knock on Jim Varney, a national treasure gone too soon, knowhutimean?)
(This is not a knock on Jim Varney, a national treasure gone too soon, knowhutimean?)
Make a Bond film casual
Dr. Maybe
Dr. Maybe
Make a bond film casual
No Time To Vacuum
No Time To Vacuum
Make a Bond film casual
The Spy Who Swiped Right On Me
The Spy Who Swiped Right On Me
December 26, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Make a Bond film casual
Dr. Maybe
Dr. Maybe
The only good news about the latest #60Minutes cowardice is that in about 3-4 years, we stand to get one helluva Michael Mann movie.
Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:
December 22, 2025 at 4:25 AM
The only good news about the latest #60Minutes cowardice is that in about 3-4 years, we stand to get one helluva Michael Mann movie.
The #1 movie from when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 will go.
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December 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The #1 movie from when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 will go.
😬
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Timeline cleanser:
This emoji approximates the
expression on my 9-year-old son's face when he got this Hannukah present. He was so delighted that he immediately chanted the "bum bum bum BUM" of the Golden Harvest logo animation.
This emoji approximates the
expression on my 9-year-old son's face when he got this Hannukah present. He was so delighted that he immediately chanted the "bum bum bum BUM" of the Golden Harvest logo animation.
December 16, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Timeline cleanser:
This emoji approximates the
expression on my 9-year-old son's face when he got this Hannukah present. He was so delighted that he immediately chanted the "bum bum bum BUM" of the Golden Harvest logo animation.
This emoji approximates the
expression on my 9-year-old son's face when he got this Hannukah present. He was so delighted that he immediately chanted the "bum bum bum BUM" of the Golden Harvest logo animation.
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You will be visited by three spirits.
December 9, 2025 at 11:20 AM
You will be visited by three spirits.
Junji Ito's "Layers of Fear" (2017)
December 9, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Junji Ito's "Layers of Fear" (2017)
picture of the staff who operate this bluesky account
December 6, 2025 at 11:37 PM
picture of the staff who operate this bluesky account
All this confetti during the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade is really murder on the broadcast's bitrate.
November 27, 2025 at 4:12 PM
All this confetti during the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade is really murder on the broadcast's bitrate.
Can you sum up your gender in 4 fictional characters?
November 27, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Can you sum up your gender in 4 fictional characters?
Is This Remote Island Companion Conscious? Many castaways feel they're talking to a real person.
November 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Is This Remote Island Companion Conscious? Many castaways feel they're talking to a real person.
A Big Mac has twenty-six grams of fat
A Quarter-Pounder has twenty-eight grams of fat
Rock 'n' Roll McDonald's
Rock 'n' Roll McDonald's
Rock 'n' Roll McDonald's
Rock 'n' Roll McDonald's
Rock on London
Rock on Chicago
Wheaties, breakfast of champions
@wesleywillis.bsky.social
A Quarter-Pounder has twenty-eight grams of fat
Rock 'n' Roll McDonald's
Rock 'n' Roll McDonald's
Rock 'n' Roll McDonald's
Rock 'n' Roll McDonald's
Rock on London
Rock on Chicago
Wheaties, breakfast of champions
@wesleywillis.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 3:30 AM
A Big Mac has twenty-six grams of fat
A Quarter-Pounder has twenty-eight grams of fat
Rock 'n' Roll McDonald's
Rock 'n' Roll McDonald's
Rock 'n' Roll McDonald's
Rock 'n' Roll McDonald's
Rock on London
Rock on Chicago
Wheaties, breakfast of champions
@wesleywillis.bsky.social
A Quarter-Pounder has twenty-eight grams of fat
Rock 'n' Roll McDonald's
Rock 'n' Roll McDonald's
Rock 'n' Roll McDonald's
Rock 'n' Roll McDonald's
Rock on London
Rock on Chicago
Wheaties, breakfast of champions
@wesleywillis.bsky.social
"Do you have the time to listen to me whine about nothing and everything, all at once?"
November 21, 2025 at 5:36 PM
"Do you have the time to listen to me whine about nothing and everything, all at once?"
I have completed my Night of The Trilogy physical media collection.
November 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I have completed my Night of The Trilogy physical media collection.
Luc Besson's Francis Ford Coppola's Bram Stoker's Dracula
Dracula: A Love Tale (2025), written and directed by Luc Besson, based on the book by Bram Stoker boxd.it/Lng0
Dracula: A Love Tale (2025)
The story of 15th century Prince Vladimir who curses God following the death of his beloved wife and is turned into a vampire. Later, in 19th century London, he discovers his wife’s doppelgänger and d...
boxd.it
November 13, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Luc Besson's Francis Ford Coppola's Bram Stoker's Dracula
Without downloading new pictures, describe your gender.
November 13, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Without downloading new pictures, describe your gender.
One of the absolute Greats. A huge loss. As if Ran, Yojimbo, and Sword of Doom aren't enough... his performance in Harakiri is one of the most moving things in cinema.
R.I.P. Tatsuya Nakadai
news.yahoo.co.jp/pickup/6558551
R.I.P. Tatsuya Nakadai
news.yahoo.co.jp/pickup/6558551
November 11, 2025 at 4:27 AM
One of the absolute Greats. A huge loss. As if Ran, Yojimbo, and Sword of Doom aren't enough... his performance in Harakiri is one of the most moving things in cinema.
R.I.P. Tatsuya Nakadai
news.yahoo.co.jp/pickup/6558551
R.I.P. Tatsuya Nakadai
news.yahoo.co.jp/pickup/6558551
Post a non-religious image you think of as holy.
November 8, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Post a non-religious image you think of as holy.
