gorge
@strangebirb.bsky.social
they/them, queer, demisexual, autistic, gamer, based in aotearoa new zealand
boxing day haul
(yes i am still sick from my friend visiting from melbourne 2 weeks ago and infecting me with their filthy aussie germs)
(yes i am still sick from my friend visiting from melbourne 2 weeks ago and infecting me with their filthy aussie germs)
December 26, 2025 at 12:52 AM
boxing day haul
(yes i am still sick from my friend visiting from melbourne 2 weeks ago and infecting me with their filthy aussie germs)
(yes i am still sick from my friend visiting from melbourne 2 weeks ago and infecting me with their filthy aussie germs)
my mother decided to give me the gift of parenthood this christmas. bloody needy little buggers, aren't they? anyway meet francis. they've been alive since 9am, so you could say i'm killing it as a parent 😎👉👉 #tamagotchi
December 25, 2025 at 4:23 AM
my mother decided to give me the gift of parenthood this christmas. bloody needy little buggers, aren't they? anyway meet francis. they've been alive since 9am, so you could say i'm killing it as a parent 😎👉👉 #tamagotchi
yesterday lottie was on mum's lap but also had to be touching my leg 🥺
she's such a sweet little tortie
#cats #tortoiseshell
she's such a sweet little tortie
#cats #tortoiseshell
December 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
yesterday lottie was on mum's lap but also had to be touching my leg 🥺
she's such a sweet little tortie
#cats #tortoiseshell
she's such a sweet little tortie
#cats #tortoiseshell
zaz deteriorated over the last week. he unexpectedly developed pancreatitis after his biopsy and yesterday we had to say goodbye to him. he wasn't quite 5.
rest in peace to the sweetest, silliest dingus boy. we are heartbroken and he will be so missed 🖤
#cats
rest in peace to the sweetest, silliest dingus boy. we are heartbroken and he will be so missed 🖤
#cats
December 20, 2025 at 3:23 AM
zaz deteriorated over the last week. he unexpectedly developed pancreatitis after his biopsy and yesterday we had to say goodbye to him. he wasn't quite 5.
rest in peace to the sweetest, silliest dingus boy. we are heartbroken and he will be so missed 🖤
#cats
rest in peace to the sweetest, silliest dingus boy. we are heartbroken and he will be so missed 🖤
#cats
PSA: if you're catching an uber and your driver has a tesla, cancel that trip and get a new one. tesla guys are all assholes.
source: had two different tesla drivers in 24 hours be rude af
source: had two different tesla drivers in 24 hours be rude af
December 20, 2025 at 3:18 AM
PSA: if you're catching an uber and your driver has a tesla, cancel that trip and get a new one. tesla guys are all assholes.
source: had two different tesla drivers in 24 hours be rude af
source: had two different tesla drivers in 24 hours be rude af
bestie who moved to melbourne came back for a visit 🥰🥰🥰
however they also brought germs with them, and now beth and i are sick 😭😭😭
we've also been having to forcefeed zaz which is no fun for anyone. he had some licky treat voluntarily today though! hopefully he's on the mend
however they also brought germs with them, and now beth and i are sick 😭😭😭
we've also been having to forcefeed zaz which is no fun for anyone. he had some licky treat voluntarily today though! hopefully he's on the mend
December 14, 2025 at 8:30 AM
bestie who moved to melbourne came back for a visit 🥰🥰🥰
however they also brought germs with them, and now beth and i are sick 😭😭😭
we've also been having to forcefeed zaz which is no fun for anyone. he had some licky treat voluntarily today though! hopefully he's on the mend
however they also brought germs with them, and now beth and i are sick 😭😭😭
we've also been having to forcefeed zaz which is no fun for anyone. he had some licky treat voluntarily today though! hopefully he's on the mend
zaz had his surgical biopsy on tues. it's been a rough few days trying to manage his pain (fentanyl + gabapentin = too zonked to eat) but he got his patch off today and is feeling better. plus he has a very fashionable new haircut!
December 13, 2025 at 6:24 AM
zaz had his surgical biopsy on tues. it's been a rough few days trying to manage his pain (fentanyl + gabapentin = too zonked to eat) but he got his patch off today and is feeling better. plus he has a very fashionable new haircut!
zaz has eaten all of his food and all of molly's food, and is now convinced that he's starving because there is no food. we have tried to point out that this is because it is all in his tummy, but he doesn't believe us. we are clearly starving him #cats
November 30, 2025 at 4:24 AM
zaz has eaten all of his food and all of molly's food, and is now convinced that he's starving because there is no food. we have tried to point out that this is because it is all in his tummy, but he doesn't believe us. we are clearly starving him #cats
zaz has to have another ultrasound on the 8th, bc he's started puking again. if his bowel has atrophied he may need a specialist surgery. poor boy hasn't even grown his hair back yet. he's only gained 30g since surgery so we need to try and fatten him up a bit. he's such a hazard to himself #cats
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
zaz has to have another ultrasound on the 8th, bc he's started puking again. if his bowel has atrophied he may need a specialist surgery. poor boy hasn't even grown his hair back yet. he's only gained 30g since surgery so we need to try and fatten him up a bit. he's such a hazard to himself #cats
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Note the invitation to complain to the HRC about "discrimination on the ground of sex, including gender identity, gender expression and innate variations of sex characteristics" at the end.
I will certainly be doing so.
I will certainly be doing so.
November 20, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Note the invitation to complain to the HRC about "discrimination on the ground of sex, including gender identity, gender expression and innate variations of sex characteristics" at the end.
I will certainly be doing so.
I will certainly be doing so.
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if youre trans and youre struggling to justify why you as a person should be allowed to take up space in the universe just consider that by your sheer existence you make a lot of the worst people on earth mad enough that they will die early deaths from stress. so thats a p good reason
November 21, 2025 at 1:37 AM
if youre trans and youre struggling to justify why you as a person should be allowed to take up space in the universe just consider that by your sheer existence you make a lot of the worst people on earth mad enough that they will die early deaths from stress. so thats a p good reason
playing in windowed minecraft is a hazard, i've lost count of how many times i've accidentally closed the game while trying to toss something from my inventory
#minecraft #gaming
#minecraft #gaming
November 16, 2025 at 8:35 AM
playing in windowed minecraft is a hazard, i've lost count of how many times i've accidentally closed the game while trying to toss something from my inventory
#minecraft #gaming
#minecraft #gaming
i haven't played the sims for a hot minute, so i wasn't aware they had added an infant stage between newborn and toddler. i have 4 adults in my household and i am still struggling to manage their needs on top of the twin infants. damn i can't wait for them to age up to toddlers #sims #sims4
November 11, 2025 at 12:50 PM
technically zaz is beth's (flatmate) cat, but i am his favourite human. back during the covid lockdown i lived with moksha and i was also her favourite. oh to be loved by a dingus black cat 🖤
November 9, 2025 at 6:39 AM
technically zaz is beth's (flatmate) cat, but i am his favourite human. back during the covid lockdown i lived with moksha and i was also her favourite. oh to be loved by a dingus black cat 🖤
just had a shower and while i was drying off molly started howling. not sure if she wanted to use the litterbox, or if she was upset that both humans had gone upstairs. either way nothing like the sound of an elderly cat going AWOWOWOWOWO to relax you before bed
#cats
#cats
November 8, 2025 at 12:28 PM
just had a shower and while i was drying off molly started howling. not sure if she wanted to use the litterbox, or if she was upset that both humans had gone upstairs. either way nothing like the sound of an elderly cat going AWOWOWOWOWO to relax you before bed
#cats
#cats
this is the face of a man who has had two major abdominal surgeries to remove a blockage in 11 months. he's recovering well and very happy to be free of his satellite dish collar. azazel, pls stop eating things you cannot digest, i beg you
November 8, 2025 at 7:19 AM
this is the face of a man who has had two major abdominal surgeries to remove a blockage in 11 months. he's recovering well and very happy to be free of his satellite dish collar. azazel, pls stop eating things you cannot digest, i beg you
my flatmate's cat (zaz) loves to chase origami stars. i remembered tonight that i have this old ashtray from my nana's black cat ornament collection. he is perfect for holding said paper stars! he's a little derpy like zaz, but we love him anyway 🖤
March 14, 2025 at 7:50 AM
my flatmate's cat (zaz) loves to chase origami stars. i remembered tonight that i have this old ashtray from my nana's black cat ornament collection. he is perfect for holding said paper stars! he's a little derpy like zaz, but we love him anyway 🖤
cops showed up this morning to arrest my crappy flatmate for not appearing at a court date. they're back home now. no idea what they did. we're already about to serve them with a domestic violence clause that will allow us to leave our lease if they refuse to move out. this is fine 🙃🙃🙃
March 13, 2025 at 9:15 AM
cops showed up this morning to arrest my crappy flatmate for not appearing at a court date. they're back home now. no idea what they did. we're already about to serve them with a domestic violence clause that will allow us to leave our lease if they refuse to move out. this is fine 🙃🙃🙃
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next time someone is annoying you should use all 31 "stop talking" synonyms on wiktionary
March 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
next time someone is annoying you should use all 31 "stop talking" synonyms on wiktionary
beach day in my hometown with my besties! this is us on a weird rocking horse thing with multiple seats, that's been there since at least the 90's
March 11, 2025 at 5:58 AM
beach day in my hometown with my besties! this is us on a weird rocking horse thing with multiple seats, that's been there since at least the 90's
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