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I keep giving bad people good ideas
And it makes me so sad.
Sigh.

The reason that recent signed books are not very valuable is because in America, there are more people trying to make a profit on signatures than there are people who appreciate them.

Someday, if you keep it in perfect condition, your newly signed book will be worth... the jacket price.
February 5, 2026 at 8:00 AM
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Light filtering through the trees in Christ's Pieces, a park in central Cambridge, watercolour and Indian ink, with a lady in a pink dress wheeling her bicycle. This one sold at an exhibition.
#Cambridge #christspieces #watercolour
February 4, 2026 at 9:56 PM
I dropped my phone in the tub and had a moment of panic before I realized it’s 2026.
February 5, 2026 at 7:53 AM
Keeping my promise of bathing to relax/unwind/decompress and there’s a cat snoring beside me.

#catsky #cat🐈 #bath #catsofbluesky #relax
February 5, 2026 at 5:37 AM
My apartment is the coziest. Still a work in progress, but come on in, take your shoes off. I’ll make some lavender chamomile tea. Feel free to put on a record and pick a cat to pet. 🤙🏻

#cozyapartment #vibes #cozysky #cats #catsky
February 3, 2026 at 10:30 AM
There’s a Cava moving into my area this fall, and I am so stoked.
a person wearing gloves reaches for a bowl of food
ALT: a person wearing gloves reaches for a bowl of food
media.tenor.com
January 31, 2026 at 10:32 AM
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stop using AI to do your research. it hallucinates too often. if you want an answer to something, post something arrogant on the appropriate subreddit. something like: "this item performs 10% better than everything else. only idiots deny this." this will bait nerds into doing your research for you.
January 26, 2026 at 7:53 AM
Is anyone else’s TikTok glitching out? My fyp is off and won’t load after a few scrolls, the comments aren’t showing up and profiles aren’t loading. Nothing is loading. Strange.
January 25, 2026 at 9:29 AM
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This was a history I didn't know about.
For reasons that absolutely definitely don’t have anything at all to do with current events, I find myself thinking about the Coal & Iron Police and all the immigrants and other people they terrorized and murdered.
January 24, 2026 at 4:48 PM
“Legend of a man covered in phalluses.”
January 24, 2026 at 4:49 AM
January 24, 2026 at 12:08 AM
I am seriously obsessed with my bathroom and I finally have a bathtub to bathe in after a few years. 2026 is the year of the bath. I am most definitely utilizing it this year. Overwhelmed? Bath. Annoyed? Bath. Happy? That’s right, I’m taking a bath.

#bath #yearofthebath #obsessed #bathsky
January 22, 2026 at 1:56 AM
I can see the veins in my hands again.
December 31, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Screaming happiest of birthdays to the love of my life, Dick Van Dyke 🖤🥹 100 years old never looked more dashing. Here’s to 100 more.
December 14, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I’m using this as a diary and I shan’t apologize. I’m sad. Everything sucks and I can’t separate myself from worldly issues anymore. Help.
December 8, 2025 at 5:45 AM
It’s wild how fantasy has been my escape from reality since I was a child. I either need to write a book or jump off the Hoan. This life is fucking exhausting.
December 8, 2025 at 5:43 AM
LOTR return of the King has done it again, I’m in TEARS
December 8, 2025 at 4:07 AM
YouTube recap!
December 6, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I also learned that the dude I worked for beat the shit out of his wife so I quit on the spot and now I feel guilty for no income. Yikes!
December 2, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I feel like I should be paid to listen to people talk to my male partner when I started the conversation. Now I’m posting on Bluesky because I’m no longer a participant in said conversation lmao
December 2, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I got a $2 raise last night so that’s really neat.
November 16, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I’m in the middle of a move and this corner is so cozy and it’s alleviating a lot of my stress right now
November 11, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Brava 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
October 31, 2025 at 6:13 PM
We really do not give Jim Carrey enough credit for his athleticism over the years and I feel that’s a crying shame.
October 31, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Got her cheap and I am thrilled. Just need an albo and I’m set.

#monstera #monsterathaiconstellation #thaicon #plantsky🪴 #plantwhore #plantsofbluesky #plantlover #plant
October 29, 2025 at 8:17 PM