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@stranmansky.bsky.social
Created in Ohio, educated in Michigan, refined and aged in Colorado. Exported to Lisbon. Professional tech marketer by day, bourbon lover and semi-pro Portuguese wine aficionado the rest of the time. Cubs fan always.
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social how, or maybe why, are you SO BAD AT THIS?!
Jeffries: "The border is secure. That's a good thing. It happened on his watch. He wants to claim credit for it, of course he'll get credit for that. In terms of making sure that we actually deal with the issues that matter, including on immigration, there's a lot that's left to be desired."
December 3, 2025 at 8:34 PM
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social how, or maybe why, are you SO BAD AT THIS?!
I STG, pharma manufacturers make their dissolvables taste like absolute ass just to rub it in your face that you need their shit to survive.
December 2, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I STG, pharma manufacturers make their dissolvables taste like absolute ass just to rub it in your face that you need their shit to survive.
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social why the fuck not, you spineless coward?
For some reason Democratic leaders seem to prefer telling voters what they won’t be able to do, rather than what they’d like to do.
If Hegseth ordered a war crime and lied about it, shouldn’t Ds try for impeachment? Put Rs on the spot. They might get a few defections.
www.axios.com/2025/12/01/j...
If Hegseth ordered a war crime and lied about it, shouldn’t Ds try for impeachment? Put Rs on the spot. They might get a few defections.
www.axios.com/2025/12/01/j...
Jeffries says not to expect Democrats to pursue Hegseth impeachment over boat strikes
"Republicans will never allow articles of impeachment to be brought to the floor," he said.
www.axios.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:05 AM
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social why the fuck not, you spineless coward?
Successfully thwarted a hydrops attack today. Take that, Mèniére's!
December 2, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Successfully thwarted a hydrops attack today. Take that, Mèniére's!
Unfortunately, I don’t see how Michigan can stop this team. Don’t have the scheme or the horses this year.
November 29, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Unfortunately, I don’t see how Michigan can stop this team. Don’t have the scheme or the horses this year.
Sherrone and crew getting outcoached while his players are getting outplayed. Need some serious changes at the half if you want 5 in row.
November 29, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Sherrone and crew getting outcoached while his players are getting outplayed. Need some serious changes at the half if you want 5 in row.
Throw the motherfucking ball
November 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Throw the motherfucking ball
Why is Chip Lindsey allergic to play action?
November 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Why is Chip Lindsey allergic to play action?
Should’ve been a touchback. Amazing how much undue love O$U gets.
November 29, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Should’ve been a touchback. Amazing how much undue love O$U gets.
Absolutely wrong call there.
November 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Absolutely wrong call there.
Idiot Barham. Get your head out of your ass.
November 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Idiot Barham. Get your head out of your ass.
Have people who claim they've never liked turkey for Thanksgiving because it's dry and tasteless ever considered they or their parents just didn't know how to cook?
November 28, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Have people who claim they've never liked turkey for Thanksgiving because it's dry and tasteless ever considered they or their parents just didn't know how to cook?
The best holiday in the world with the best people from all over the world. Everyone should have a formal Thanksgiving (or Friendsgiving)
My heart (and belly) is fuuuullll.
Happy Thanksgiving from Lisboa.
My heart (and belly) is fuuuullll.
Happy Thanksgiving from Lisboa.
November 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
The best holiday in the world with the best people from all over the world. Everyone should have a formal Thanksgiving (or Friendsgiving)
My heart (and belly) is fuuuullll.
Happy Thanksgiving from Lisboa.
My heart (and belly) is fuuuullll.
Happy Thanksgiving from Lisboa.
Ohio State is going to destroy this team unless Sherron figures out how to get everyone’s head out of their collective asses. Brutal first half. #GoBlue
November 15, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Ohio State is going to destroy this team unless Sherron figures out how to get everyone’s head out of their collective asses. Brutal first half. #GoBlue
Sigh. Looks like a Ménière's diagnosis.
Neat.
Neat.
November 14, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Sigh. Looks like a Ménière's diagnosis.
Neat.
Neat.
I came to realize...I don't think I believe in "ex-pats." An ex-pat is what happens when you have too much money and too little interest in integrating. Homie, if you moved to a new country, you're an immigrant. If you don't want to assimilate to your new country, you're a long-term tourist.
November 9, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I came to realize...I don't think I believe in "ex-pats." An ex-pat is what happens when you have too much money and too little interest in integrating. Homie, if you moved to a new country, you're an immigrant. If you don't want to assimilate to your new country, you're a long-term tourist.
I STG, trying to get off the phone with my mother — or saying goodbye to my wife's Italian family so we can make it to an event on time — takes more planning than the invasion of Normandy.
November 9, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I STG, trying to get off the phone with my mother — or saying goodbye to my wife's Italian family so we can make it to an event on time — takes more planning than the invasion of Normandy.
I know we're all NFL today, but I can barely contain my excitement about Michigan playing at Wrigley next weekend. My two loves, finally together.
November 9, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I know we're all NFL today, but I can barely contain my excitement about Michigan playing at Wrigley next weekend. My two loves, finally together.
@hickenlooper.senate.gov @michaelbennet.bsky.social don't you fucking dare vote for this.
From what I have seen so far this does not seem like a good deal:
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
@hickenlooper.senate.gov @michaelbennet.bsky.social don't you fucking dare vote for this.
I legitimately do not understand how @bencollins.bsky.social has managed to keep his business afloat. I am in awe.
The claim originated on a satirical news site called the “Dunning-Kruger Times.”
Trump Posts Claim About Obamacare ‘Royalties’ That Originated On Satirical News Site
The claim originated on a satirical news site called the “Dunning-Kruger Times.”
www.forbes.com
November 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I legitimately do not understand how @bencollins.bsky.social has managed to keep his business afloat. I am in awe.
If you have good bathroom acoustics and a deep enough voice, humming the chorus of Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm from the Crash Test Dummies turns your bathroom into a personal sonic meditation lounge. Ask me how I know.
PS. That song is an all-time banger and you can come fight me if you disagree.
PS. That song is an all-time banger and you can come fight me if you disagree.
November 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
If you have good bathroom acoustics and a deep enough voice, humming the chorus of Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm from the Crash Test Dummies turns your bathroom into a personal sonic meditation lounge. Ask me how I know.
PS. That song is an all-time banger and you can come fight me if you disagree.
PS. That song is an all-time banger and you can come fight me if you disagree.
You know that SNAP money went to ICE.
November 8, 2025 at 3:51 PM
You know that SNAP money went to ICE.
Anyone bought or used a TENS unit for vertigo from an (as-yet) unknown origin?
November 8, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Anyone bought or used a TENS unit for vertigo from an (as-yet) unknown origin?