Agender they/it Simon Riley who prefers “Ghost” for a number of reasons, you are so real to me (I’m projecting)

You’re so real for this

Oogh ouch Ah oof ow owie ee (this is gorgeous)

HHGFLLKGDD CREATURE YES YES YES SO CREATURE SO SKRUNGLE ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

The muffled whimpering from the gooners reaching nirvana in the corner, instead letting the sweet sounds from his LT’s kiss-bruised lips drown it out.

Not a word is spoken of this afterwards, but the eye contact is charged and knowing the next time he sees these privates 🤭

He knows that the outraged response is all an act. Simon has clearly been getting off to it in his own sense, even if he hasn’t touched himself.

They argue, they flirt, they kiss, they snap and grumble and suddenly their clothes are flying off. He’s got Ghost bent over in no time flat, ignoring

He’s known about the supply room where they hide away and write for some time now. He lures Ghost there, the older man having no clue that his favorite authors are sitting on the other side of those crates.

Johnny confesses, he didn’t make those fics, but he WAS the one supplying Ghost with them.

Driving Simon mad, but he refuses to call it out. If he’s wrong, then he’s just outing himself for reading smut about him and his sergeant.

This dance continues for ages before Soap decides to let the bubble burst. And since those privates were so helpful, he thinks they deserve a bit of a show.

Start an investigation. This situation WOULD constitute harassment, he could get whoever’s doing this in a world of trouble.

The tension between them rises higher than it already was. Soap starts dropping hits, subtle, very subtle references to the stories they’ve both devoured. He can tell it’s—

As he gets more and more riled up with each fic Johnny slips him, growing needy and pent up and paranoid, suspicions gnawing at him. Who could it be sending them his way? Is it the author? A fellow reader?

Fucking sicko either way.

He doesn’t have to read them. Could easily throw them out,