strato
stratomouse.bsky.social
strato
@stratomouse.bsky.social
It windy
April 2, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Trump is selling gold citizenship cards to America, meanwhile I only have this crappy rewards card ☹️
March 4, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Me: “Alexa I’m cooking a turkey”
Alexa: “So?”
Me: “can you help?”
Alexa: “do you know the turkey?”
Me: “what?”
Alexa: “a timer has been set for 27 days”
March 3, 2025 at 3:37 AM
okay youtube algorithm might be coming around again with some useful info
January 28, 2025 at 1:19 AM
He was not having photo time
December 7, 2024 at 2:07 AM
This dog toy comes in two modes when viewed from different angles: wide-eyed optimism or totally, unequivocally zonked
November 22, 2024 at 2:33 PM
Sometimes in Florida you hear a noise on the roof and it’s ten ibises
November 20, 2024 at 4:56 PM