i was yapping all day n i didnt post any of it. so just pretend i had some based takes and EL-O-EL moments

i dont mean to, but sometimes i peep someone and i start transvestigating them.

i aint tryna start shit, just matched w a cute girl on tindr, and oh boy, we suckin dick

this year for halloween im gonna be a pumpkin so hopefully a cute girl comes and sticks their dick in me

you heard of gold star lesbian, not get ready for 5 star lesbian and SSSR rank 8 star lesbian

thanks america for ranch dressing, that sheesh is flippin epic saus. cant say i support all the other stuff.