🐰🎀StrawbyDwagon🎀🐰
@strawbydwagon.bsky.social
25+ Adult - It/Its - NSFW No Minors
Me for years: I don't have curly hair it's only frizzy and annoying and puffy when I brush it so I just don't and it does this annoying thing when it gets wet after I straighten it where it turns in to a little spring
Does a curly hair routine once
Hair isn't oily as shit after 1 day and cooperates
Does a curly hair routine once
Hair isn't oily as shit after 1 day and cooperates
November 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Me for years: I don't have curly hair it's only frizzy and annoying and puffy when I brush it so I just don't and it does this annoying thing when it gets wet after I straighten it where it turns in to a little spring
Does a curly hair routine once
Hair isn't oily as shit after 1 day and cooperates
Does a curly hair routine once
Hair isn't oily as shit after 1 day and cooperates
Heard there was a Harry Potter collab comin up in fortnite so I finally fuckin unsubscribed from this shit go fuck yourselves
November 3, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Heard there was a Harry Potter collab comin up in fortnite so I finally fuckin unsubscribed from this shit go fuck yourselves
I'm telling you now, I have (Halloween) plans that I cannot share with you right now because the haters will sabotage me.
October 31, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I'm telling you now, I have (Halloween) plans that I cannot share with you right now because the haters will sabotage me.
I got those prenatals on LOCK
October 21, 2025 at 9:29 AM
I got those prenatals on LOCK
for the first time ever, youtube did a UI tweak on their media player that I actually like
the volume slider looks so friendly
the volume slider looks so friendly
October 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
for the first time ever, youtube did a UI tweak on their media player that I actually like
the volume slider looks so friendly
the volume slider looks so friendly
"Oh but he's relaxing!! So he's not gonna be all dressed!!"
It's fucking Dionysus!
If he's relaxing, he's going to be completely fucking naked, lets not get it twisted!
If you can make Aphrodite be completely naked without her full vagina on display, you can do it for Dionysus as well
It's fucking Dionysus!
If he's relaxing, he's going to be completely fucking naked, lets not get it twisted!
If you can make Aphrodite be completely naked without her full vagina on display, you can do it for Dionysus as well
October 3, 2025 at 11:00 PM
"Oh but he's relaxing!! So he's not gonna be all dressed!!"
It's fucking Dionysus!
If he's relaxing, he's going to be completely fucking naked, lets not get it twisted!
If you can make Aphrodite be completely naked without her full vagina on display, you can do it for Dionysus as well
It's fucking Dionysus!
If he's relaxing, he's going to be completely fucking naked, lets not get it twisted!
If you can make Aphrodite be completely naked without her full vagina on display, you can do it for Dionysus as well
Dionysus being sexy/sexual is not a problem, it is never a problem, it is core to the god's identity.
The attire you put him in to do so, however, is ESSENTIAL in having any respect for the god or his followers
one of these is spectacular, the other is blatantly offensive imo
The attire you put him in to do so, however, is ESSENTIAL in having any respect for the god or his followers
one of these is spectacular, the other is blatantly offensive imo
October 3, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Dionysus being sexy/sexual is not a problem, it is never a problem, it is core to the god's identity.
The attire you put him in to do so, however, is ESSENTIAL in having any respect for the god or his followers
one of these is spectacular, the other is blatantly offensive imo
The attire you put him in to do so, however, is ESSENTIAL in having any respect for the god or his followers
one of these is spectacular, the other is blatantly offensive imo
They're lesbians <3
September 15, 2025 at 11:45 PM
They're lesbians <3
Very good and blessed timeline lineup
September 6, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Very good and blessed timeline lineup
Hell yeah dude
September 4, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Hell yeah dude
"Altho" comes from Althos, which is the Greek root word for Althaea officinalis or the marshmallow plant
"Spodos" meaning ashes
"Marshmallow Ashes"
She named him after a Marshmallow that got a little too toasty
"Spodos" meaning ashes
"Marshmallow Ashes"
She named him after a Marshmallow that got a little too toasty
August 30, 2025 at 8:31 AM
"Altho" comes from Althos, which is the Greek root word for Althaea officinalis or the marshmallow plant
"Spodos" meaning ashes
"Marshmallow Ashes"
She named him after a Marshmallow that got a little too toasty
"Spodos" meaning ashes
"Marshmallow Ashes"
She named him after a Marshmallow that got a little too toasty
How it feels to go to the bathroom and see a little red patch on the toilet paper after a full week of debilitating PMDD symptoms
August 23, 2025 at 10:30 PM
How it feels to go to the bathroom and see a little red patch on the toilet paper after a full week of debilitating PMDD symptoms
YES
FINALLY
I CAN KILL MYSELF
FINALLY
I CAN KILL MYSELF
August 22, 2025 at 2:39 AM
YES
FINALLY
I CAN KILL MYSELF
FINALLY
I CAN KILL MYSELF
Toes out hair partially down junker queen with black toenails
Bikini illari
Bikini illari
August 21, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Toes out hair partially down junker queen with black toenails
Bikini illari
Bikini illari
Yes lord finally YES LORD!!! FINALLY!!!
August 21, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Yes lord finally YES LORD!!! FINALLY!!!
How I look with he/him pronouns in bio
July 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
How I look with he/him pronouns in bio
Me when I think everyone hates me but then I remember the golden rule
July 21, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Me when I think everyone hates me but then I remember the golden rule
I cooked today :>
July 14, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I cooked today :>
another one thank you
April 7, 2025 at 7:08 PM
another one thank you
