straycalic0
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straycalic0
@straycalic0.bsky.social
Her smile? Infectious, like an STI 💖
March 9, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Thou shalt not get jiggy with it, your honor
March 9, 2025 at 2:50 PM
The demons I'm fighting in my head make me wonder if they took boxing lessons
March 9, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Boric acid? In the 🅱️ussy?? Call her an ant killer 💅💖
March 7, 2025 at 4:40 AM
When will women evolve past pissing all over their ass cheeks when they go pee? #bigbootyproblems
March 5, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Barf, elegantly
February 22, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Art by @max.wise.art
February 11, 2025 at 1:15 AM
GEE DRAGOOOOOOOOOOOON
February 9, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Freaky freaky hell yeah baby gimme some gimme gimme some yeah #gdtop #calico
January 29, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Imagine this: Timber by Pitbull. No Ke$ha. He wears the daisy dukes. #itsgoindown
January 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
My biggest mistake in life is having lactose as an infant. Now I'm addicted AND allergic. #intolerancegang
January 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Another night another dolla #$$$
January 27, 2025 at 1:59 AM
What's good mothafuckas
#notme
January 27, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I'm not pouring one out for you. You have to be a homie for that privilege.
January 26, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I'm here for a good time not a long time, but the store was out of good time, so what the fuck am I here for? #robbed
January 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
This is no longer a vibe this is an aggressive tremor
January 26, 2025 at 9:56 PM
It is I, a series of unfortunate events
January 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
T.O.P. kissing Lee Hyori on stage made my teenage self sob.
January 26, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Chicken butt
January 26, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Reposted by straycalic0
Squid Games 2 best character is Thanos played by T.O.P from BIG BANG & that’s all that matters.
December 27, 2024 at 4:24 AM
I am my bravest when the alcohol has temporarily seized the anxiety of my tism #allergictoalcohol
January 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Whisper your problems into my ear and if I giggle I'll give you a nickel
January 26, 2025 at 3:54 AM
What noises do you make in your head reading this:

💦👅💦💦👅👅💦💥
January 26, 2025 at 3:17 AM
January 26, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Oh you guys have been saying PROMO sky not PORNO sky... Got it #pornosky
January 26, 2025 at 2:55 AM