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StrayJim
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Man, Myth, Tit. (He/Him)
Video Game artist.
BLM. Trans Rights. Support Ukraine. Free Palestine
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3 years with Mr Stinky - and I am very happy
November 9, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Make them pay in fucking flesh
November 5, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Finally! The nonce formally known as prince joke works!
October 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Fuck me I wish it were legal to just go and do people fucking windshields in.

Fucking cunt scumbag, naturally at the piece of shit bar opposite where every self entitled cunt goes
October 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
They even have the beans
October 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Down to my last pair of clean socks.

Really really hoping they're not a TF trigger

Really hoping that

Honest
October 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
October 21, 2025 at 6:14 PM
The Nonce (Formerly Known as Prince)
October 17, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I'm pretty certain ( and extremely hopeful) it's just a regular old horse chestnut (Conker) shell stuck in this mans anus.

Never thought I'd write that, yet here we are.
October 16, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Is it just me - or does this graphic on the BBC look like the case collapse is basically due to the fact that labour won the election... not the further reasons outlined in the semi-functional (I managed to break it) scrolling graphic.
October 15, 2025 at 10:24 PM
:3
October 12, 2025 at 4:50 AM
25 second sketch

Sadly it doesn't get any better beyond that
October 5, 2025 at 11:06 PM
This is very true
October 5, 2025 at 9:45 PM
For starters this is celeb gossip mag levels of journalism on the main page of BBC, buuuut they get to focus in on some culture war BS.

Main take away.... It's proof that you can never "agree to disagree" with GC fascist dogma

Watson should call her out for the abhorrent piece of shit she is.
September 29, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I'm full of lurgy, and the weather has been grim.

I've cooked three times this week (big cottage pie on Monday) an English yesterday and a tuna pasta bake today.

Particularly proud of the pasta bake given it was a "wtf is in the cupboard" job

Irish sausage stew next week me thinks
September 27, 2025 at 8:19 PM
"I think I left the stove on"
September 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
made some ramen as I was fecking starving ... I love how the "mild heat" is basically in line with a vindaloo, Fuck me
September 25, 2025 at 5:18 AM
An infinitely better version than Ridley Scott's abomination
September 24, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Riddled with lurgy at the moment. Sinuses feel like I've been dropkicked in the face.

How I yearn for just one unblocked nostril
September 23, 2025 at 5:37 AM
The King's Guard receives their bearskin shortly after the bear discovered it was daft to masturbate with claws.
September 21, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score.

HOW the HELL this has such a low score astounds me. I always loved this film, rewatched it again recently and it hit as hard as it did in the feels back then.
September 17, 2025 at 10:12 PM
September 5, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Nan: " Do you need a lamp for your front room"

Me: "I'm good thanks!”

Wag
September 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
The rubber puppy twink posing for an awesome picture at Animalz.

While I b-line for the bar and a pint of Madri.
August 30, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Recovering from a minor surgery on my throat. This hurt like fuck to chuckle at, but chuckle I did
August 29, 2025 at 3:17 PM