strayster2
@strayster2.bsky.social
I climb mountains and I have a cat named Buttercup
Do gay husbands have Manniversaries?
January 13, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Do gay husbands have Manniversaries?
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It’s pretty fucked up to sack Aaron Rodgers instead of debating his ideas
January 13, 2026 at 2:26 AM
It’s pretty fucked up to sack Aaron Rodgers instead of debating his ideas
My grandfather spent many long days in the fields for 3M, harvesting sticky notes from the tiny Post-It trees
January 12, 2026 at 10:51 PM
My grandfather spent many long days in the fields for 3M, harvesting sticky notes from the tiny Post-It trees
Dave Bautista is bodybuilder Patrick Stewart
January 11, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Dave Bautista is bodybuilder Patrick Stewart
They want you to be afraid to go out and protest. They want you to stay home so they can do their authoritarianism undisturbed.
January 10, 2026 at 12:45 PM
They want you to be afraid to go out and protest. They want you to stay home so they can do their authoritarianism undisturbed.
Trump wants chaos in the streets so he can declare martial law.
January 9, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Trump wants chaos in the streets so he can declare martial law.
My hot-brained take is that most of life's small little inconveniences are designed that way to inconvenience the working class so that we only have the time and energy to work.
January 6, 2026 at 4:07 PM
My hot-brained take is that most of life's small little inconveniences are designed that way to inconvenience the working class so that we only have the time and energy to work.
Oreo needs to make a cookie that is half original and half golden. Would hit just right.
January 5, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Oreo needs to make a cookie that is half original and half golden. Would hit just right.
Gouda Cheese implies the existence of Badda Cheese
January 4, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Gouda Cheese implies the existence of Badda Cheese
Something nice about sitting in a large parking lot in the dark, early morning. Feels like the anonymity of the early Internet.
January 4, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Something nice about sitting in a large parking lot in the dark, early morning. Feels like the anonymity of the early Internet.
In the comments on Facebook just ripping into random boomers cause I'm over it.
December 31, 2025 at 12:19 AM
In the comments on Facebook just ripping into random boomers cause I'm over it.
People show you who they are when they least expect it
December 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
People show you who they are when they least expect it
Dark Mode Hockey with a glowing white puck and sticks
December 21, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Dark Mode Hockey with a glowing white puck and sticks
I've seen enough. He's a p***phile.
December 20, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I've seen enough. He's a p***phile.
The fun thing about caffeine is getting to have a little mini Manic Episode in the middle of a workday.
December 17, 2025 at 8:11 PM
The fun thing about caffeine is getting to have a little mini Manic Episode in the middle of a workday.
*laughing villainously as I drive across an empty parking lot*
November 30, 2025 at 4:08 AM
*laughing villainously as I drive across an empty parking lot*
That Commanders game was evil. Missed touchdown opportunity on 4th down because Ertz slipped, then a huge sack on 3rd down to get it back, only to be followed by a muffed point and subsequent loss in OT. Just brutal.
November 16, 2025 at 5:49 PM
That Commanders game was evil. Missed touchdown opportunity on 4th down because Ertz slipped, then a huge sack on 3rd down to get it back, only to be followed by a muffed point and subsequent loss in OT. Just brutal.
"Hey LeBron James, you play basketball, so my question is this: What is it like in a football locker room after a game-winning kickoff return touchdown?"
November 16, 2025 at 4:45 PM
"Hey LeBron James, you play basketball, so my question is this: What is it like in a football locker room after a game-winning kickoff return touchdown?"
Today was a good day.
November 5, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Today was a good day.
October is a good time to be a sports fan.
October 29, 2025 at 4:08 PM
October is a good time to be a sports fan.
I have seen way too many runners left in scoring position in my day
October 28, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I have seen way too many runners left in scoring position in my day
Really terrible ballroom. "The Epstein Ballroom", they're calling it.
October 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Really terrible ballroom. "The Epstein Ballroom", they're calling it.
No monkeys were shocked during the recording of this Peter Gabriel song
October 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
No monkeys were shocked during the recording of this Peter Gabriel song
