What’s a fella gotta do to watch joe rogan clips with minecraft parkour on bottom screen in peace around here???

You should see me alone with a Costco cheesecake. Full creature mode, yummers

Mike Tyson has a Joker moment here, pulls out a gun, shoots Jake Paul and goes “Lookth Like I won motherfucker”

These “I Voted” stickers are fucking delicious, you guys gotta try this

Idiots bet on the election, im two steps ahead.
Scalped all the hotels in the DC Metro area on Jan 6th. Insurrection markup gonna go crazzzayyy

No fentanyl in my kid’s candy this year? These cartels slackin fr fr they don’t want it enough. Get your bread up fellas.

@jojosiwa.bsky.social hurry up and announce you’re presidential endorsement soon so that i know who to vote for!

“Did you say paintin or peyton?” Just kill me

The wife is giving me supervised time with my kid again. God is good 🙏