Tender and Mild Strings and Sealing Wax
@strings.bsky.social
Left boundary layer separation enthusiast, chisel sharpener, clamp guy, he/him
Alternatively, this is the BEST damn advent calendar
December 25, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Alternatively, this is the BEST damn advent calendar
Game’s going well then?
December 21, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Game’s going well then?
Our roomba secretary of state trying to figure out how to get out of a corner
December 16, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Our roomba secretary of state trying to figure out how to get out of a corner
I get why this happens but it’s always a little funny to me when someone posts on social media “people shouldn’t X” and then gets a wave of people explaining why they X and then they respond with “well OBVIOUSLY *you* can X”
December 16, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I get why this happens but it’s always a little funny to me when someone posts on social media “people shouldn’t X” and then gets a wave of people explaining why they X and then they respond with “well OBVIOUSLY *you* can X”
Which is it?
December 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Which is it?
This is false, the DOD has been audited 7 times in recent years.
The DOD has never *PASSED* an audit and no one knows where trillions have gone.
The DOD has never *PASSED* an audit and no one knows where trillions have gone.
December 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
This is false, the DOD has been audited 7 times in recent years.
The DOD has never *PASSED* an audit and no one knows where trillions have gone.
The DOD has never *PASSED* an audit and no one knows where trillions have gone.
Saw this posted to insta and man what a “they had us in the first half” post
December 10, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Saw this posted to insta and man what a “they had us in the first half” post
Turns out I just plug my phone into every car I’ve ever been in?
December 10, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Turns out I just plug my phone into every car I’ve ever been in?
This always happens
December 9, 2025 at 12:42 AM
This always happens
CBS becoming network Fox News makes a lot more sense when you look at their broadcast lineup
December 3, 2025 at 11:20 PM
CBS becoming network Fox News makes a lot more sense when you look at their broadcast lineup
The Speaker should have a basic knowledge of current events
December 2, 2025 at 4:22 PM
The Speaker should have a basic knowledge of current events
“What if we had political parties whose sole purpose is breaking the law to destroy the middle class” buddy you’re gonna wanna sit down for this
December 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
“What if we had political parties whose sole purpose is breaking the law to destroy the middle class” buddy you’re gonna wanna sit down for this
lol, lmao even
December 1, 2025 at 1:33 PM
lol, lmao even
“The government’s fault.” “The government let us down.” “Both sides.” “I don’t think the president knew.”
A truly unfathomable level of willful ignorance.
A truly unfathomable level of willful ignorance.
November 30, 2025 at 4:49 PM
“The government’s fault.” “The government let us down.” “Both sides.” “I don’t think the president knew.”
A truly unfathomable level of willful ignorance.
A truly unfathomable level of willful ignorance.
Nah, this is exactly what devout evangelical Christianity looks like
November 29, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Nah, this is exactly what devout evangelical Christianity looks like
Where there was one empty seat at the table, that’s where your racist uncle got a DUI on the way to Thanksgiving and everyone had a much better time than usual
November 28, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Where there was one empty seat at the table, that’s where your racist uncle got a DUI on the way to Thanksgiving and everyone had a much better time than usual
Lmao thanks Instagram quality content here
November 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Lmao thanks Instagram quality content here
Dude is accusing you of elitism while equating having a criminal record with being “a trash human being”
November 27, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Dude is accusing you of elitism while equating having a criminal record with being “a trash human being”
“What’d you think about the podcast?”
“It was decent.”
“Can you expound on that?”
*cracks knuckles*
“It was decent.”
“Can you expound on that?”
*cracks knuckles*
November 25, 2025 at 1:44 PM
“What’d you think about the podcast?”
“It was decent.”
“Can you expound on that?”
*cracks knuckles*
“It was decent.”
“Can you expound on that?”
*cracks knuckles*
They’re calling it bluesky.png
November 25, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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