Strip Club Quotes
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An ongoing collection of the most ridiculous (but all 💯% real) things said by dancers, DJs, staff and customers at a popular big city strip club.
This account is pro SW, pro human rights and decidedly anti-fascist.
This account is pro SW, pro human rights and decidedly anti-fascist.
About a clumsy ex-doorman: “If he were a dog, Kristi Noem would have shot him long ago.”
November 13, 2024 at 5:36 AM
About a clumsy ex-doorman: “If he were a dog, Kristi Noem would have shot him long ago.”
Dancer: “I was so drunk last night, waiting for my Uber, that I saw a homeless guy and just gave him 20 bucks. Then his friend walked up to him to get in a cab and I realized he wasn’t homeless. He was just a regular drunk guy.”
October 15, 2023 at 3:24 AM
Dancer: “I was so drunk last night, waiting for my Uber, that I saw a homeless guy and just gave him 20 bucks. Then his friend walked up to him to get in a cab and I realized he wasn’t homeless. He was just a regular drunk guy.”
Dancer: “Let’s be Harvey Weinstein victims for Halloween… with semen all over us.”
October 14, 2023 at 1:46 AM
Dancer: “Let’s be Harvey Weinstein victims for Halloween… with semen all over us.”
DJ: Rule of thumb. Dancers ALWAYS ask for a song by quoting the name of the feature artist, not the actual artist. It’s fucking uncanny how universal this rule is.
September 23, 2023 at 4:36 AM
DJ: Rule of thumb. Dancers ALWAYS ask for a song by quoting the name of the feature artist, not the actual artist. It’s fucking uncanny how universal this rule is.
DJ: Just picked music with the new girl. She is fucking awful. All the personality of a sandpaper enema.
Doorman: The looks to match too.
#qualitycontrol
Doorman: The looks to match too.
#qualitycontrol
September 23, 2023 at 4:33 AM
DJ: Just picked music with the new girl. She is fucking awful. All the personality of a sandpaper enema.
Doorman: The looks to match too.
#qualitycontrol
Doorman: The looks to match too.
#qualitycontrol
DJ: “You’re playing a song called ‘Abbatoir’?”
Dancer: “Yeah. Why? What does that mean.”
DJ: “An abbatoir is a slaughterhouse.”
Dancer: “Oh my. (Pauses to think.) Well, there are no lyrics so I think it’ll be okay.”
Dancer: “Yeah. Why? What does that mean.”
DJ: “An abbatoir is a slaughterhouse.”
Dancer: “Oh my. (Pauses to think.) Well, there are no lyrics so I think it’ll be okay.”
August 24, 2023 at 5:43 AM
DJ: “You’re playing a song called ‘Abbatoir’?”
Dancer: “Yeah. Why? What does that mean.”
DJ: “An abbatoir is a slaughterhouse.”
Dancer: “Oh my. (Pauses to think.) Well, there are no lyrics so I think it’ll be okay.”
Dancer: “Yeah. Why? What does that mean.”
DJ: “An abbatoir is a slaughterhouse.”
Dancer: “Oh my. (Pauses to think.) Well, there are no lyrics so I think it’ll be okay.”
Customer, leaving the club after last call: “Do you guys sell weed?”
Doorman: “No.”
Customer: “Do you know anywhere that does?”
Doorman: “No.”
Customer, sad: “okay…” ☹️
Doorman: “No.”
Customer: “Do you know anywhere that does?”
Doorman: “No.”
Customer, sad: “okay…” ☹️
August 16, 2023 at 8:12 PM
Customer, leaving the club after last call: “Do you guys sell weed?”
Doorman: “No.”
Customer: “Do you know anywhere that does?”
Doorman: “No.”
Customer, sad: “okay…” ☹️
Doorman: “No.”
Customer: “Do you know anywhere that does?”
Doorman: “No.”
Customer, sad: “okay…” ☹️
Dancer: “Sorry… I was on the phone trying to explain to my 15-year old niece how to make spaghetti. She codes websites but doesn’t know how to boil noodles.”
August 16, 2023 at 8:08 PM
Dancer: “Sorry… I was on the phone trying to explain to my 15-year old niece how to make spaghetti. She codes websites but doesn’t know how to boil noodles.”
Manager: “Did [dancer’s name] check in with you for stage show?”
DJ: “No.”
Manager: “Oh! We’ll change that!”
DJ: “Please don’t.”
Manager: “No?”
DJ: “Yeah, we’re both happier this way.”
DJ: “No.”
Manager: “Oh! We’ll change that!”
DJ: “Please don’t.”
Manager: “No?”
DJ: “Yeah, we’re both happier this way.”
August 16, 2023 at 8:07 PM
Manager: “Did [dancer’s name] check in with you for stage show?”
DJ: “No.”
Manager: “Oh! We’ll change that!”
DJ: “Please don’t.”
Manager: “No?”
DJ: “Yeah, we’re both happier this way.”
DJ: “No.”
Manager: “Oh! We’ll change that!”
DJ: “Please don’t.”
Manager: “No?”
DJ: “Yeah, we’re both happier this way.”
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August 16, 2023 at 6:31 PM
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