As an aerospace kid, I’m annoyed #blueorigin
April 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
As an aerospace kid, I’m annoyed #blueorigin
Me in the national security group chat
March 24, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Me in the national security group chat
The easiest way to confirm these lyrics once and for all is to get the rest of these men on the phone STAT.
March 19, 2025 at 5:55 PM
The easiest way to confirm these lyrics once and for all is to get the rest of these men on the phone STAT.
First my time and energy, and now this?
March 19, 2025 at 1:22 AM
First my time and energy, and now this?
I will only tolerate this from non-native speakers.
Everybody else?
Everybody else?
March 19, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I will only tolerate this from non-native speakers.
Everybody else?
Everybody else?
I’m seeing a lot of Constantine and Bill and Ted, but this right here is my joint
February 12, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I’m seeing a lot of Constantine and Bill and Ted, but this right here is my joint
The first DOGE subcommittee hearing is going well 😂
February 12, 2025 at 4:09 PM
The first DOGE subcommittee hearing is going well 😂
I can’t wait to tell my children where I was when this moment happened
February 11, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I can’t wait to tell my children where I was when this moment happened
The way I need a framed print of this to go over my bed
February 3, 2025 at 8:40 PM
The way I need a framed print of this to go over my bed
Troglodyte thanks to this queen
January 19, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Troglodyte thanks to this queen
Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source.
January 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source.
I moved here precisely BECAUSE it wasn’t quiet 😂
January 1, 2025 at 7:43 AM
I moved here precisely BECAUSE it wasn’t quiet 😂
Can’t go outside for NYE because I got sick, but I’m still gonna get dressed 💅🏾
January 1, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Can’t go outside for NYE because I got sick, but I’m still gonna get dressed 💅🏾
This one gets me every single time
December 28, 2024 at 7:56 PM
This one gets me every single time
May those of you in houses with children get all the caffeine you need this morning
December 25, 2024 at 1:36 PM
May those of you in houses with children get all the caffeine you need this morning
got braids for the first time since i was 14 and it turns out a bitch is still tender headed 😩
November 28, 2024 at 12:44 AM
got braids for the first time since i was 14 and it turns out a bitch is still tender headed 😩
