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StrongMoist (yes commissions are open)

@strongmoist.bsky.social

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The guy who draws cows and Samus a lot 🔞 minors begone Commission info&forms: https://tinyurl.com/3bdry843 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/strongmoist Merch/prints: https://tinyurl.com/44aw36jh

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StrongMoist (yes commissions are open) @strongmoist.bsky.social · Feb 4

I am now officially open for two permanent options of commmissions. If you want either type, please click the following in the replies below

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StrongMoist (yes commissions are open) @strongmoist.bsky.social · 19m

that nier gacha game had a fire artsyle ngl

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StrongMoist (yes commissions are open) @strongmoist.bsky.social · 3h

fat carol when

StrongMoist (yes commissions are open) @strongmoist.bsky.social · 3h

I save thousands a year living at home because the housing/renting market is always going up so I'll cry into my bank balance I suppose

StrongMoist (yes commissions are open) @strongmoist.bsky.social · 3h

Fuck dignity I want a good paycheck and good work life balance

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StrongMoist (yes commissions are open) @strongmoist.bsky.social · 3h

I've worked plenty of "real jobs" and this is the best paying per hour and least stressful lmfao I'll take drawing anime tits over scrubbing toilets or explaining to morons how to fill out a simple application form with a cunt boss looming over me any day.

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StrongMoist (yes commissions are open) @strongmoist.bsky.social · 3h

People who try to make fun of me for drawing porn for a living when they hear that I make good money, work whatever hours I feel like, charge whatever I want, don't have to commute for hours a week to and back from work and can just tell annoying customers to fuck off

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StrongMoist (yes commissions are open) @strongmoist.bsky.social · 4h

I am far too self conscious and autistic about character design to make a genuine attempt to represent myself with a character lmao 🥹

StrongMoist (yes commissions are open) @strongmoist.bsky.social · 4h

I'd just start stomping around at that point, bitch just wants to start a fight

StrongMoist (yes commissions are open) @strongmoist.bsky.social · 4h

"Sonas only"

a kitten is eating a candle in a bowl and it looks like it is exploding .

ALT: a kitten is eating a candle in a bowl and it looks like it is exploding .

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StrongMoist (yes commissions are open) @strongmoist.bsky.social · 4h

having a back and front goes a long way, you can just sell front facing designs but from experience people are willing to pay a lot more for a more complete reference

StrongMoist (yes commissions are open) @strongmoist.bsky.social · 19h

Nvm I figured it out

StrongMoist (yes commissions are open) @strongmoist.bsky.social · 20h

okay anyone thats been playing a lot of digimon time stranger

how the FUCK do I change a digimons personality subtype??? like I got an Angewomon I need to make "Tolerant" how do I fucking do that the game does not tell you lmaooooo

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DVVoll @dankwoll.bsky.social · Aug 28

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StrongMoist (yes commissions are open) @strongmoist.bsky.social · 1d

Holy shit man

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DVVoll @dankwoll.bsky.social · 2d

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StrongMoist (yes commissions are open) @strongmoist.bsky.social · 1d

Jalter special no hands titfuck technique

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StrongMoist (yes commissions are open) @strongmoist.bsky.social · 1d

Oh my god Mimi actually talks about the situation she is in instead of yapping about getting a pedicure or buying a new outfit what the heck?!?!!?!!?

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StrongMoist (yes commissions are open) @strongmoist.bsky.social · 1d

I switched to the original Japanese version and wow the dialogue is so much more coherent lmfao for some reason it felt as if the dub writers only knew the broad strokes of the story and filled in the rest with as many jokes and unrelated nonsense as possible

StrongMoist (yes commissions are open) @strongmoist.bsky.social · 3d

The game made me want to so I'm rewatching the OG Digimon (dubbed of course) for the first time since I was a child

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StrongMoist (yes commissions are open) @strongmoist.bsky.social · 1d

first day back seriously drawing and I nearly injured my wrist again haha I gotta slow down...

StrongMoist (yes commissions are open) @strongmoist.bsky.social · 2d

*Me flexing and bending my wrist a bit to see if its doing okay*
*hears a bunch of grtoesque cracking and popping but it doesn't hurt*
aha! I'm back baby!

goku from dragon ball z is standing in the snow with his arms outstretched .

ALT: goku from dragon ball z is standing in the snow with his arms outstretched .

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StrongMoist (yes commissions are open) @strongmoist.bsky.social · 2d

Lmao yeah no surprises here

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StrongMoist (yes commissions are open) @strongmoist.bsky.social · 2d

my commission queue

StrongMoist (yes commissions are open) @strongmoist.bsky.social · 2d

*Me flexing and bending my wrist a bit to see if its doing okay*
*hears a bunch of grtoesque cracking and popping but it doesn't hurt*
aha! I'm back baby!

goku from dragon ball z is standing in the snow with his arms outstretched .

ALT: goku from dragon ball z is standing in the snow with his arms outstretched .

media.tenor.com

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StrongMoist (yes commissions are open) @strongmoist.bsky.social · 2d

HE JUST FELT LIKE IT BECAUSE HE FOUND SOME WHEN DIGGING AROUND IN THE BACKYARD LITERAL TODDLER REASONING

StrongMoist (yes commissions are open) @strongmoist.bsky.social · 2d

Life is a comedy and I'm the punchline in this shitty sitcom

StrongMoist (yes commissions are open) @strongmoist.bsky.social · 2d

I told him he's banned from using my air fryer now and he started the whole "OH I PUT A ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD AND THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT ME" bitch I PAY YOUR FUCKING BILLS RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

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