@stryker007.bsky.social
#apple can’t figure out how to get a phone to my house in LA during the originally projected windows. This years phone sucks AND you don’t know how to fulfill anymore. Tim Cook is like Steve Ballmer, just without a good basketball team. You’re no longer good at what you used to be good at…..
September 20, 2025 at 4:28 AM
#apple can’t figure out how to get a phone to my house in LA during the originally projected windows. This years phone sucks AND you don’t know how to fulfill anymore. Tim Cook is like Steve Ballmer, just without a good basketball team. You’re no longer good at what you used to be good at…..
Is Trump wearing a retainer??
March 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Is Trump wearing a retainer??
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This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell.
This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
March 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell.
This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
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TOMORROW- Friday, February 28th is BLACKOUT FRIDAY!
If you believe we are in danger of losing our Democracy forever, FIGHT BACK!
Let's make our voices heard in numbers too big to ignore.
JOIN US if you've had it with Comrade Krasnov. 🤬 🇷🇺
#24HourEconomicBlackout
If you believe we are in danger of losing our Democracy forever, FIGHT BACK!
Let's make our voices heard in numbers too big to ignore.
JOIN US if you've had it with Comrade Krasnov. 🤬 🇷🇺
#24HourEconomicBlackout
February 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
TOMORROW- Friday, February 28th is BLACKOUT FRIDAY!
If you believe we are in danger of losing our Democracy forever, FIGHT BACK!
Let's make our voices heard in numbers too big to ignore.
JOIN US if you've had it with Comrade Krasnov. 🤬 🇷🇺
#24HourEconomicBlackout
If you believe we are in danger of losing our Democracy forever, FIGHT BACK!
Let's make our voices heard in numbers too big to ignore.
JOIN US if you've had it with Comrade Krasnov. 🤬 🇷🇺
#24HourEconomicBlackout
Their craziness is meant to distract us from this. Call your congress person and vent. Our kids shouldn’t be saddled with rich people’s debt.
February 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Their craziness is meant to distract us from this. Call your congress person and vent. Our kids shouldn’t be saddled with rich people’s debt.
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Is anyone paying attention how this is going to only add to our deficit?
WTH????
www.cbsnews.com/news/house-b...
WTH????
www.cbsnews.com/news/house-b...
What's in the House GOP's budget resolution? Here's what to know about the plan.
House Republicans adopted a budget proposal that serves as a blueprint for implementing President Trump's agenda. Here's what's in it.
www.cbsnews.com
February 26, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Is anyone paying attention how this is going to only add to our deficit?
WTH????
www.cbsnews.com/news/house-b...
WTH????
www.cbsnews.com/news/house-b...
Can’t spell felon without Elon.
Quite sure someone smarter than me came up with this sentence before me.
Quite sure someone smarter than me came up with this sentence before me.
February 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Can’t spell felon without Elon.
Quite sure someone smarter than me came up with this sentence before me.
Quite sure someone smarter than me came up with this sentence before me.
Squid Games 2, damn does everyone have easy access to loan sharks in S. Korea??
January 17, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Squid Games 2, damn does everyone have easy access to loan sharks in S. Korea??
January 7, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Crazy on Reddit how everyone is just insane about anything Drump does. Just ignore the crazy shit he says about the canal or Greenland. If you stop reacting, he can’t feed off of us.
December 23, 2024 at 2:48 PM
Crazy on Reddit how everyone is just insane about anything Drump does. Just ignore the crazy shit he says about the canal or Greenland. If you stop reacting, he can’t feed off of us.
Saw the #fruitcakefollies in Hollywood at the @bourbonroom. Put me in the Xmas spirit. Forgot got about the awfulness in the world for two hours. The two martinis also helped.
Hurrah for the cast!
#positivity #xmas #hollywood #traditions.
Hurrah for the cast!
#positivity #xmas #hollywood #traditions.
December 15, 2024 at 5:30 PM
Saw the #fruitcakefollies in Hollywood at the @bourbonroom. Put me in the Xmas spirit. Forgot got about the awfulness in the world for two hours. The two martinis also helped.
Hurrah for the cast!
#positivity #xmas #hollywood #traditions.
Hurrah for the cast!
#positivity #xmas #hollywood #traditions.
Sitting in Starbucks…I’m not sure faster coffee is what’s broken with the company. I think it’s the taste.
December 8, 2024 at 6:17 PM
Sitting in Starbucks…I’m not sure faster coffee is what’s broken with the company. I think it’s the taste.
Last helmet in Halo Infinite’s Snowbound season looks like an uncircumcised penis.
#halo #xbox #masterchief
#halo #xbox #masterchief
December 8, 2024 at 4:12 AM
Last helmet in Halo Infinite’s Snowbound season looks like an uncircumcised penis.
#halo #xbox #masterchief
#halo #xbox #masterchief
Broke up with @amazon today. Done with wasteful packaging, Bezos method of operating, and RTO mandates. Hello @costco! We are glad to be back. Wish us luck 🙏🏾
#amazon #bezos #costco #savetheearth #RTO
#amazon #bezos #costco #savetheearth #RTO
December 7, 2024 at 11:24 PM
Broke up with @amazon today. Done with wasteful packaging, Bezos method of operating, and RTO mandates. Hello @costco! We are glad to be back. Wish us luck 🙏🏾
#amazon #bezos #costco #savetheearth #RTO
#amazon #bezos #costco #savetheearth #RTO
November 29, 2024 at 3:34 AM
Freaking @wholefoods can’t get a turkey order right.
Things Bezos has screwed up: WholeFoods, Ring, Twitch, Lauren Sanchez.
Things Bezos has screwed up: WholeFoods, Ring, Twitch, Lauren Sanchez.
November 26, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Freaking @wholefoods can’t get a turkey order right.
Things Bezos has screwed up: WholeFoods, Ring, Twitch, Lauren Sanchez.
Things Bezos has screwed up: WholeFoods, Ring, Twitch, Lauren Sanchez.
I think it would be cool to put on some of the Master Chief cosplay outfits I’ve seen online. But then I remember I’m like 5’10 and 150 lbs.
#halo #videogames #skinny #workout
#halo #videogames #skinny #workout
a video game character with the number x on the back of his pants
ALT: a video game character with the number x on the back of his pants
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2024 at 6:04 PM
I think it would be cool to put on some of the Master Chief cosplay outfits I’ve seen online. But then I remember I’m like 5’10 and 150 lbs.
#halo #videogames #skinny #workout
#halo #videogames #skinny #workout
Anyone remember when you tried to get all gazillion endings on Chronotrigger?
Simpler times. I initially thought I had won the game the first time I got back from the past 😂. 100 hours later…..
#videogames #chronotrigger #rpg #Square
Simpler times. I initially thought I had won the game the first time I got back from the past 😂. 100 hours later…..
#videogames #chronotrigger #rpg #Square
Chrono Trigger Bonfire GIF
ALT: Chrono Trigger Bonfire GIF
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2024 at 2:56 PM
Anyone remember when you tried to get all gazillion endings on Chronotrigger?
Simpler times. I initially thought I had won the game the first time I got back from the past 😂. 100 hours later…..
#videogames #chronotrigger #rpg #Square
Simpler times. I initially thought I had won the game the first time I got back from the past 😂. 100 hours later…..
#videogames #chronotrigger #rpg #Square
I just can’t motivate to finish Hogwarts Legacy. My poor Slytherin, Dikamort Ballzer, is permanently in limbo.
Anyone else not motivated to finish this game?
#HarryPotter #Slytherin #slacker #videogames #WB
Anyone else not motivated to finish this game?
#HarryPotter #Slytherin #slacker #videogames #WB
November 20, 2024 at 10:47 PM
I just can’t motivate to finish Hogwarts Legacy. My poor Slytherin, Dikamort Ballzer, is permanently in limbo.
Anyone else not motivated to finish this game?
#HarryPotter #Slytherin #slacker #videogames #WB
Anyone else not motivated to finish this game?
#HarryPotter #Slytherin #slacker #videogames #WB
I love the mainline Zelda games. Is it weird that I’m starting to think about my mortality in terms of the numbers of trips I have left to Hyrule?
It’s like some sad Narnia shit.
#zelda #videogames #genx #link
It’s like some sad Narnia shit.
#zelda #videogames #genx #link
a person riding a horse in a lush green field
ALT: a person riding a horse in a lush green field
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2024 at 2:24 AM
I love the mainline Zelda games. Is it weird that I’m starting to think about my mortality in terms of the numbers of trips I have left to Hyrule?
It’s like some sad Narnia shit.
#zelda #videogames #genx #link
It’s like some sad Narnia shit.
#zelda #videogames #genx #link
November 20, 2024 at 2:23 AM