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Stuart Gibson
@stuart.cyberpunk.gmbh
I'm not here, I'm on Mastodon.

https://sozial.cyberpunk.gmbh/@stuart

Pokémaster. Webmaster. Queer as heck. #ActuallyAutistic
Cool new Christmas book.
December 26, 2025 at 2:23 PM
In that great period where you find food to snack on while you're heating up other food.
December 26, 2025 at 11:33 AM
And how do we thank it? By shoving breadcrumbs up its bum and cooking it?
December 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I love all the Christmas emails companies send:

"Merry Christmas from Waterstones"
"Merry Christmas - Fortnum & Mason"
"Belstaff: Merry Christmas from Us"
"LinkedIn: You appeared in 2 searches"
December 25, 2025 at 4:16 PM
🎄 MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! 🎄
December 25, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Youngest getting a Switch 2 from Santa, and Santa was extremely impressed at how great the dbrand prism 2.0 screen protector experience is. Pricey, but 100% worth it for ease of application and how invisible it is when applied.
December 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
The contents of our fridge is approximately 93.8% stuffing.
December 24, 2025 at 9:46 PM
After all there's only one more…
December 24, 2025 at 7:32 PM
'Eezer Scrooge, 'Eezer Scrooge

He's Ebeneezer Scrooge
December 24, 2025 at 7:21 PM
NGL, I'm staring to lose hope.
December 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
December 23, 2025 at 9:40 AM
This is still too much daylight. I want winter to keep getting deeper and darker and more bitter. I want the spirits of the land to embrace me with their icy fingers. I want to feel the chill of the old gods in my bones.
December 21, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Today, in "wow, I can't believe it took you until age 47 to be diagnosed as autistic", "Women At Work", a book on the work of Margaret Calvert, designer of the UK's road and traffic signs.
December 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Imagine having a face as punchable as Jake Paul and deciding to make your hobby one where people are allowed to punch your face.
December 20, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Officially done for the year 🎉
December 18, 2025 at 5:34 PM
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. #DieHardIsAChristmasMovie
December 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Reposted by Stuart Gibson
Very sad that I felt I had no choice but to resign from The Infinite Monkey Cage - a victory for the transphobes and other bigots - I did it because so much of the media has chosen to believe the kind and empathetic people are a fiction - they are real and so often unrepresented.
December 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
You know how when you were younger and played Tony Hawk Pro Skater and then when you went outside you assessed everything as a potential thing to skate?

Well, middle age is the same as that except with PowerWash Simulator.
December 8, 2025 at 10:45 PM
My pain threshold basically doesn't exist when I'm drunk.

Which seems dangerous.
December 4, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I'm drunk
And right now I'm so in love with you
December 4, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Remember when Instagram was good and people posted nice photos and not just crap that makes it feel like Facebook?

Retro is a bit like that.

retro.app/@stuartgibson
Retro. Social Photo Journal
If you could design the most perfect social network, what would it look like? We asked this and landed on Retro, a new social app that feels like a breath of fresh air. Retro is a weekly photo journal that (1) brings you closer to the people you actually care about and (2) helps you appreciate your own life ...
retro.app
November 30, 2025 at 11:03 PM
🎄🎄🎄

(Had to downsize this year due to changes in room layout)
November 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
You're welcome.
November 30, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Careless Whisper might be one of the greatest songs ever written, and I am fully uninterested in any alternative opinions.
November 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Hands up if you read a story yesterday about a woman having a worm hatch under her skin and then last night had a dream about pulling a six feet long rainbow coloured worm out of a hole in your chest 🙋🏻
November 28, 2025 at 6:16 AM