Stuart Gibson
@stuart.cyberpunk.gmbh
I'm not here, I'm on Mastodon.
https://sozial.cyberpunk.gmbh/@stuart
Pokémaster. Webmaster. Queer as heck. #ActuallyAutistic
https://sozial.cyberpunk.gmbh/@stuart
Pokémaster. Webmaster. Queer as heck. #ActuallyAutistic
Cool new Christmas book.
December 26, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Cool new Christmas book.
In that great period where you find food to snack on while you're heating up other food.
December 26, 2025 at 11:33 AM
In that great period where you find food to snack on while you're heating up other food.
And how do we thank it? By shoving breadcrumbs up its bum and cooking it?
December 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
And how do we thank it? By shoving breadcrumbs up its bum and cooking it?
I love all the Christmas emails companies send:
"Merry Christmas from Waterstones"
"Merry Christmas - Fortnum & Mason"
"Belstaff: Merry Christmas from Us"
"LinkedIn: You appeared in 2 searches"
"Merry Christmas from Waterstones"
"Merry Christmas - Fortnum & Mason"
"Belstaff: Merry Christmas from Us"
"LinkedIn: You appeared in 2 searches"
December 25, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I love all the Christmas emails companies send:
"Merry Christmas from Waterstones"
"Merry Christmas - Fortnum & Mason"
"Belstaff: Merry Christmas from Us"
"LinkedIn: You appeared in 2 searches"
"Merry Christmas from Waterstones"
"Merry Christmas - Fortnum & Mason"
"Belstaff: Merry Christmas from Us"
"LinkedIn: You appeared in 2 searches"
🎄 MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! 🎄
December 25, 2025 at 7:35 AM
🎄 MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! 🎄
Youngest getting a Switch 2 from Santa, and Santa was extremely impressed at how great the dbrand prism 2.0 screen protector experience is. Pricey, but 100% worth it for ease of application and how invisible it is when applied.
December 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Youngest getting a Switch 2 from Santa, and Santa was extremely impressed at how great the dbrand prism 2.0 screen protector experience is. Pricey, but 100% worth it for ease of application and how invisible it is when applied.
The contents of our fridge is approximately 93.8% stuffing.
December 24, 2025 at 9:46 PM
The contents of our fridge is approximately 93.8% stuffing.
After all there's only one more…
December 24, 2025 at 7:32 PM
After all there's only one more…
'Eezer Scrooge, 'Eezer Scrooge
He's Ebeneezer Scrooge
He's Ebeneezer Scrooge
December 24, 2025 at 7:21 PM
'Eezer Scrooge, 'Eezer Scrooge
He's Ebeneezer Scrooge
He's Ebeneezer Scrooge
NGL, I'm staring to lose hope.
December 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
NGL, I'm staring to lose hope.
This is still too much daylight. I want winter to keep getting deeper and darker and more bitter. I want the spirits of the land to embrace me with their icy fingers. I want to feel the chill of the old gods in my bones.
December 21, 2025 at 9:43 PM
This is still too much daylight. I want winter to keep getting deeper and darker and more bitter. I want the spirits of the land to embrace me with their icy fingers. I want to feel the chill of the old gods in my bones.
Today, in "wow, I can't believe it took you until age 47 to be diagnosed as autistic", "Women At Work", a book on the work of Margaret Calvert, designer of the UK's road and traffic signs.
December 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Today, in "wow, I can't believe it took you until age 47 to be diagnosed as autistic", "Women At Work", a book on the work of Margaret Calvert, designer of the UK's road and traffic signs.
Imagine having a face as punchable as Jake Paul and deciding to make your hobby one where people are allowed to punch your face.
December 20, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Imagine having a face as punchable as Jake Paul and deciding to make your hobby one where people are allowed to punch your face.
Officially done for the year 🎉
December 18, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Officially done for the year 🎉
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. #DieHardIsAChristmasMovie
December 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. #DieHardIsAChristmasMovie
Reposted by Stuart Gibson
Very sad that I felt I had no choice but to resign from The Infinite Monkey Cage - a victory for the transphobes and other bigots - I did it because so much of the media has chosen to believe the kind and empathetic people are a fiction - they are real and so often unrepresented.
December 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Very sad that I felt I had no choice but to resign from The Infinite Monkey Cage - a victory for the transphobes and other bigots - I did it because so much of the media has chosen to believe the kind and empathetic people are a fiction - they are real and so often unrepresented.
You know how when you were younger and played Tony Hawk Pro Skater and then when you went outside you assessed everything as a potential thing to skate?
Well, middle age is the same as that except with PowerWash Simulator.
Well, middle age is the same as that except with PowerWash Simulator.
December 8, 2025 at 10:45 PM
You know how when you were younger and played Tony Hawk Pro Skater and then when you went outside you assessed everything as a potential thing to skate?
Well, middle age is the same as that except with PowerWash Simulator.
Well, middle age is the same as that except with PowerWash Simulator.
My pain threshold basically doesn't exist when I'm drunk.
Which seems dangerous.
Which seems dangerous.
December 4, 2025 at 10:55 PM
My pain threshold basically doesn't exist when I'm drunk.
Which seems dangerous.
Which seems dangerous.
I'm drunk
And right now I'm so in love with you
And right now I'm so in love with you
December 4, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I'm drunk
And right now I'm so in love with you
And right now I'm so in love with you
Remember when Instagram was good and people posted nice photos and not just crap that makes it feel like Facebook?
Retro is a bit like that.
retro.app/@stuartgibson
Retro is a bit like that.
retro.app/@stuartgibson
Retro. Social Photo Journal
If you could design the most perfect social network, what would it look like? We asked this and landed on Retro, a new social app that feels like a breath of fresh air.
Retro is a weekly photo journal that (1) brings you closer to the people you actually care about and (2) helps you appreciate your own life ...
retro.app
November 30, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Remember when Instagram was good and people posted nice photos and not just crap that makes it feel like Facebook?
Retro is a bit like that.
retro.app/@stuartgibson
Retro is a bit like that.
retro.app/@stuartgibson
🎄🎄🎄
(Had to downsize this year due to changes in room layout)
(Had to downsize this year due to changes in room layout)
November 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
🎄🎄🎄
(Had to downsize this year due to changes in room layout)
(Had to downsize this year due to changes in room layout)
Careless Whisper might be one of the greatest songs ever written, and I am fully uninterested in any alternative opinions.
November 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Careless Whisper might be one of the greatest songs ever written, and I am fully uninterested in any alternative opinions.
Hands up if you read a story yesterday about a woman having a worm hatch under her skin and then last night had a dream about pulling a six feet long rainbow coloured worm out of a hole in your chest 🙋🏻
November 28, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Hands up if you read a story yesterday about a woman having a worm hatch under her skin and then last night had a dream about pulling a six feet long rainbow coloured worm out of a hole in your chest 🙋🏻