Stuart Basson
@stuartbasson.bsky.social
Retired former Technical Manager in a UK touring theatre.
Luton>Linslade>Portsmouth>Sidcup>Chesterfield.
Football stuff: @spireitehistory.bsky.social
Luton>Linslade>Portsmouth>Sidcup>Chesterfield.
Football stuff: @spireitehistory.bsky.social
Well, it's sky blue, but in what racist Utopia can folk in wheelchairs open the door to a fucking bubble car?
November 3, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Well, it's sky blue, but in what racist Utopia can folk in wheelchairs open the door to a fucking bubble car?
Is this Starmer's spokesman? "Haven't seen it," my arse.
October 29, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Is this Starmer's spokesman? "Haven't seen it," my arse.
What'll he do? Declare war?
October 10, 2025 at 8:47 AM
What'll he do? Declare war?
"We've been inadvertently involved in treating!"
October 3, 2025 at 10:25 AM
"We've been inadvertently involved in treating!"
How different to when Johnson was PM, when the statement would have read "The PM is staying at Chequers, where he is expected to enjoy a naked sauna with the digger guy who paid for his wedding."
October 2, 2025 at 10:50 AM
How different to when Johnson was PM, when the statement would have read "The PM is staying at Chequers, where he is expected to enjoy a naked sauna with the digger guy who paid for his wedding."
This isn't an episode that I've ever seen.
September 16, 2025 at 6:50 AM
This isn't an episode that I've ever seen.
Fantastic work by Freedom From Torture.
September 6, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Fantastic work by Freedom From Torture.
Well, good for you. But if it is page views you want, the video of that bloke getting a brick in his knackers must have got thirty million. Just a thought.
August 18, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Well, good for you. But if it is page views you want, the video of that bloke getting a brick in his knackers must have got thirty million. Just a thought.
One of these people got everything they wanted today; the other did not. Can you tell which is which?
August 16, 2025 at 1:19 AM
One of these people got everything they wanted today; the other did not. Can you tell which is which?
FORM AN ORDERLY QUEUE, LADIES: my pension provider has wonderful news.
July 31, 2025 at 4:17 PM
FORM AN ORDERLY QUEUE, LADIES: my pension provider has wonderful news.
One of these tossers has turned up in his bovver burqa. If they really wanted to cause trouble they'd carry a sign that said "Free Palestine."
July 19, 2025 at 1:35 PM
One of these tossers has turned up in his bovver burqa. If they really wanted to cause trouble they'd carry a sign that said "Free Palestine."
A swan wades through shite near the Thames, at Datchet. Since it is illegal to harm them, who would be prosecuted if the poor thing suffered?
That's right! No fucker!! Bonuses all round!!! 🥳🥳🍾
That's right! No fucker!! Bonuses all round!!! 🥳🥳🍾
July 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
A swan wades through shite near the Thames, at Datchet. Since it is illegal to harm them, who would be prosecuted if the poor thing suffered?
That's right! No fucker!! Bonuses all round!!! 🥳🥳🍾
That's right! No fucker!! Bonuses all round!!! 🥳🥳🍾
Leanderthal's jacket notably lacks the St. Andrew's Saltire. This is a sensible omission, as it means that he'll never be able to put it on upside-down.
July 18, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Leanderthal's jacket notably lacks the St. Andrew's Saltire. This is a sensible omission, as it means that he'll never be able to put it on upside-down.
While I wait for HP customer service to ring back about my deceased but still under warranty laptop ("We are very busy...") I try to breathe life into an old machine. I am presented with the old lie of Trumpian proportions.
June 30, 2025 at 1:38 PM
While I wait for HP customer service to ring back about my deceased but still under warranty laptop ("We are very busy...") I try to breathe life into an old machine. I am presented with the old lie of Trumpian proportions.
Hesgeth again, with his cosplay medal ribbons made out of a stars & stripes hankie.
June 22, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Hesgeth again, with his cosplay medal ribbons made out of a stars & stripes hankie.
This is why I tend to flush mine away as soon as I do them.
June 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
This is why I tend to flush mine away as soon as I do them.
The guy wants to sell his car firm and buy one that manufactures tiny violins. He'd sell shitloads after this.
March 31, 2025 at 8:14 PM
The guy wants to sell his car firm and buy one that manufactures tiny violins. He'd sell shitloads after this.
Reform 2025 Ltd are currently these two.
February 20, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Reform 2025 Ltd are currently these two.
Good news, Americans! "Bring Your Child to Work Day" has survived the War on Woke.
February 12, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Good news, Americans! "Bring Your Child to Work Day" has survived the War on Woke.
The last time the most powerful man in the World behaved as destructively as Trump, John Hurt got to play him in "I, Claudius."
February 3, 2025 at 1:44 PM
The last time the most powerful man in the World behaved as destructively as Trump, John Hurt got to play him in "I, Claudius."
Farage out for a ride on his new winter transport.
January 12, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Farage out for a ride on his new winter transport.