Evil Gazebo
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Evil Gazebo
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Spanning the Genres, capturing the zeitgeist, widening the motorway.
I wish I lived in the universe where this is an @theonion.com article
FIFA has announced that the Village People, the pop group that sings President Donald Trump’s adopted anthem of “Y.M.C.A.,” will perform at the World Cup draw Friday.

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Village People will perform Trump anthem ‘Y.M.C.A.’ at World Cup draw, FIFA says
There will also be live music performances from Andrea Bocelli, Robbie Williams and Nicole Scherzinger.
www.nytimes.com
December 3, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I am completely here for this level of biding your time.
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Liverpool, 1. The old Gypsy woman who cursed Cody Gakpo, 2.
October 19, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Did Gakpo run over an old Gipsy woman on his way to Anfield today, hitting the woodwork three times FFS?!..
October 19, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Fair to say we're in full 'banter' mode this season. Keep getting late winners, then keep losing to late winners...
October 4, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Did you watch The Hack? I can't believe papers have gotten away with destroying lives for so long. That's why I've signed the petition, set up by Hugh Grant and other phone hacking victims, to demand fair, independent regulation. Join me: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/a-...
A Free Press, Not a Free Pass – It's Time for Fair Regulation
For too long, the UK press have bullied people, harassed grieving families, and destroyed lives, all to sell papers. We’ve all seen the heartbreaking consequences. They’ve hacked phones, listened to ...
you.38degrees.org.uk
October 1, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Thank god for that, the #Packers had been worrying me with that whole 'looking really good' thing.
#NormalSeviceHasBeenResumed
September 21, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Just want to use this opportunity to coin the term 'Hugo Origitike'...
September 20, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.
September 19, 2025 at 9:33 AM
TWIST - The person scrubbing it clean is actually 'Banksy'..
BREAKING: They're scrubbing @banksy

The court is erasing Banksy's mural just like it's erasing our right to protest.
September 10, 2025 at 8:36 PM
For those keeping track of the standings. That goal takes Mo one clear of Rob Jones in the all time table of right footed goals.
August 15, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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If you want to see Michelle Mone kicked out of the House of Lords and arrested until she pays the £232,000,000 she owes give this a RT.

If you want Rishi Sunak's involvement in the £14,900,000,000 PPE Fraud he covered up investigated, LIKE.
August 1, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Women's football is not proper football. As clearly evidenced by England's Lionesses winning tournaments.
Real, proper, actual footballers would consistently shit the bed in tournaments like their proper football men counterparts.

Seriously though, get in!
#lionesses
July 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
RIP Ozzy, you wonderfully batshit mental head-case.
a black and white photo of a man screaming into a microphone with his tongue out .
ALT: a black and white photo of a man screaming into a microphone with his tongue out .
media.tenor.com
July 22, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Horrible news about Diogo and Andre Jota. Utterly heartbreaking for their family. RIP, YNWA
July 3, 2025 at 9:16 AM
'Use the extra pastry for a flourish.' Ok, Satanic beef Wellington it is then...
May 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Good. Fuck anybody going to Glastonbury to stay in a fucking Yurt.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Glastonbury Festival yurt glampers ticketless as Yurtel goes bust
Festivalgoers who booked through Yurtel have been left ticketless and out of pocket.
www.bbc.co.uk
May 23, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Anybody at Anfield today; who spent the second half booing Trent, rather than supporting the team.
Fuck off to Bramley Moore Dock next season. You won't be missed.
May 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
But the Jesuits have it sewn up...
#PopeLeoXIV
May 8, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Everyone in the past was neurotypical, which is how we got things like this single-author, eight-volume encyclopedia of ferns
May 6, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Finally, some good news for 2025!
#HalfManHalfBiscuit
April 30, 2025 at 10:39 AM