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I suppose you could hurt someone with a turnip, if you threw it hard enough…
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December 14, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I suppose you could hurt someone with a turnip, if you threw it hard enough…
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
At least turnips never hurt anybody (unless you have a turnip allergy, but I’ve never heard of that.)
December 14, 2025 at 6:16 PM
At least turnips never hurt anybody (unless you have a turnip allergy, but I’ve never heard of that.)
Letting your feelings
Simmer below the surface
Triggers resentment.
- Haiku by Stu
#haikufeels #simmer
Simmer below the surface
Triggers resentment.
- Haiku by Stu
#haikufeels #simmer
December 14, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Letting your feelings
Simmer below the surface
Triggers resentment.
- Haiku by Stu
#haikufeels #simmer
Simmer below the surface
Triggers resentment.
- Haiku by Stu
#haikufeels #simmer
“Bring to a boil, then
Simmer:” Instructions found in
Many recipes.
- Haiku by Stu
#haikufeels #simmer
Simmer:” Instructions found in
Many recipes.
- Haiku by Stu
#haikufeels #simmer
December 14, 2025 at 6:08 PM
“Bring to a boil, then
Simmer:” Instructions found in
Many recipes.
- Haiku by Stu
#haikufeels #simmer
Simmer:” Instructions found in
Many recipes.
- Haiku by Stu
#haikufeels #simmer
December 13, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Incurring a wrist
Fracture in a wrestling match
Ended my season.
- Haiku by Stu
#haikufeels #fracture
Fracture in a wrestling match
Ended my season.
- Haiku by Stu
#haikufeels #fracture
December 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Incurring a wrist
Fracture in a wrestling match
Ended my season.
- Haiku by Stu
#haikufeels #fracture
Fracture in a wrestling match
Ended my season.
- Haiku by Stu
#haikufeels #fracture
You’re welcome!
December 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM
You’re welcome!
Stroking your hair brush
Through your long, luxuriant
Tresses before bed.
- Haiku by Stu
#haikufeels #brush
Through your long, luxuriant
Tresses before bed.
- Haiku by Stu
#haikufeels #brush
December 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Stroking your hair brush
Through your long, luxuriant
Tresses before bed.
- Haiku by Stu
#haikufeels #brush
Through your long, luxuriant
Tresses before bed.
- Haiku by Stu
#haikufeels #brush
Brush your teeth at least
Twice daily: in the morning
And around bedtime.
- Haiku by Stu
#haikufeels #brush
Twice daily: in the morning
And around bedtime.
- Haiku by Stu
#haikufeels #brush
December 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Brush your teeth at least
Twice daily: in the morning
And around bedtime.
- Haiku by Stu
#haikufeels #brush
Twice daily: in the morning
And around bedtime.
- Haiku by Stu
#haikufeels #brush
I remember the
Fuller Brush salesman knocking
On neighborhood doors.
- Haiku by Stu
#haikufeels #brush
Fuller Brush salesman knocking
On neighborhood doors.
- Haiku by Stu
#haikufeels #brush
December 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I remember the
Fuller Brush salesman knocking
On neighborhood doors.
- Haiku by Stu
#haikufeels #brush
Fuller Brush salesman knocking
On neighborhood doors.
- Haiku by Stu
#haikufeels #brush