RONALD REAGAN: I've always felt the nine most terrifying words in the English language are: ‘Aga doo doo doo push pineapple shake the tree’
December 7, 2025 at 6:14 PM
My old man looked better at that age, and he’d been dead for ten years
December 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
My old man looked better at that age, and he’d been dead for ten years
Is that Paul Simon
December 7, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Is that Paul Simon
We regret to inform that bunny may be a lighthouse
December 7, 2025 at 4:37 AM
We regret to inform that bunny may be a lighthouse
One of the complaints that judges have about ai is that they are effectively having to perform this vetting and editing function for self-represented litigants (and the occasional professional)
December 7, 2025 at 4:21 AM
One of the complaints that judges have about ai is that they are effectively having to perform this vetting and editing function for self-represented litigants (and the occasional professional)
Plus, you often don’t have to go to a modern civil war, it has a nasty tendency to come to you
December 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Plus, you often don’t have to go to a modern civil war, it has a nasty tendency to come to you
So basically daleks then
December 6, 2025 at 10:11 PM
So basically daleks then
Norman Thelwell was great
December 6, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Norman Thelwell was great
What motivates a key
December 6, 2025 at 4:13 AM
What motivates a key
That said, I have heard of them charging here (au) at a petrol station near a popular 4wd location, cos on a Sunday afternoon there’d be a queue of people reinflating their tyres
December 5, 2025 at 11:11 PM
That said, I have heard of them charging here (au) at a petrol station near a popular 4wd location, cos on a Sunday afternoon there’d be a queue of people reinflating their tyres
Holy shit they charge for air
December 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Holy shit they charge for air
Oh god are they pickles, I’m going to make that today
December 5, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Oh god are they pickles, I’m going to make that today
Well there’s only so many Henrys
December 5, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Well there’s only so many Henrys
God those little stickers on fruit piss me off
December 5, 2025 at 10:20 AM
God those little stickers on fruit piss me off
Oh yeah this is the good shit
December 5, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Oh yeah this is the good shit
“I reckon I could make this thing spin like a bastard”
December 4, 2025 at 10:19 AM
“I reckon I could make this thing spin like a bastard”
If he’s not giving a full and unqualified apology for the 1981 Ashes then I’m not interested
December 4, 2025 at 9:53 AM
If he’s not giving a full and unqualified apology for the 1981 Ashes then I’m not interested
It’s the architect glasses
December 4, 2025 at 9:47 AM
It’s the architect glasses
It’s Gordon Lightfoot!
December 4, 2025 at 6:36 AM
It’s Gordon Lightfoot!
That’s the beans trying to flee
December 3, 2025 at 10:08 PM
That’s the beans trying to flee
Oh it always starts with beans
December 3, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Oh it always starts with beans
That pretty much plays in my head now
December 3, 2025 at 5:59 PM
That pretty much plays in my head now