He's so good at listening to pretty people when they tell him to do things (2/3)

Surprise! *This* is actually the halfway point. He's fucked, man (3/3)

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Proof of the weird thing on his eye. It might be his third eyelid but I don't know why it would be doing that all of a sudden, hes on antibiotics, pain meds, ear drops and a pro biotic already

I'llll be fine i think! i don't believe i broke or sprained anything at least, i think i just heavily bruised my good leg, but I'm under observation by my besties cause i hit my head a little :/ but it's looking like nothing! tbh just trying to get cspon my laptop atp,, i was working on stuff =_=