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I can also make the necessary arrangements for you to swing in the shadows of your own home and make sure that religious people will not have any questions about how.
Thinking about that time I was told "the schools in State College are putting litter boxes in the janitors' closets for the kids who identify as animals." Followed by a sad, anguished head shake.
November 14, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Congratulations @dhm.bsky.social you did it!
February 10, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I wish we all used a navigation tool called MapApp
September 28, 2024 at 2:05 PM
Always outside looking in at the goose party
September 28, 2024 at 2:02 PM
@drewmagary.bsky.social I just read your Guy Ritchie post and I'm right there with you brosef.
April 3, 2024 at 4:41 PM
When I grow up I want to be a Thirsty Swol Girlboss
March 1, 2024 at 4:43 PM
Thanks @knowledgefight.bsky.social for the Mario drum speed run. This is now my current bright spot.
January 31, 2024 at 12:07 PM
Luis Fonsi got me blubbering like a baby over here
January 28, 2024 at 11:39 PM
Hey @amras.me you know about these friggin' furry fascists? Wtf!
January 15, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Do all of our pets have Stockholm syndrome?
December 29, 2023 at 2:26 AM
Well, @drewmagary.bsky.social, would you look at that.
December 26, 2023 at 4:09 AM
Sorry about your giants today @davidjroth.bsky.social do we need to have a moment of silence for Danny D?
December 26, 2023 at 2:23 AM
TIL, from my not very nice MIL, that today's generation coming up is all mean nasty people.
December 25, 2023 at 3:40 PM
This condom machine is sending mixed messages
December 21, 2023 at 10:00 PM
In one small western nc town you can find 3 gun shops - one with a sign "piss off liberals, give the gift of pew pew pew" and other with a "f your diversity, equity and inclusion and f your climate change too" and the third a combo gun shop/pharmacy "refills and reloads".
December 21, 2023 at 8:27 PM
Santa doesn't like physical contact
December 16, 2023 at 12:21 AM
I just want to take a moment to thank President Joe Brandon
December 8, 2023 at 6:07 PM
December 7, 2023 at 10:16 AM
December 4, 2023 at 2:46 PM
Remember, "If you act like a dumbshit, they'll treat your as an equal"
December 4, 2023 at 12:59 AM
Reposted by Pvt. Clown Shoes
Why are cats like this.
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December 2, 2023 at 3:02 PM
RIP Shane MacGowan
November 30, 2023 at 10:52 PM
I've really brought my skin back to life with Olay Necromancer
November 26, 2023 at 2:24 AM
Made some smoked turkey Reubens with leftovers. Very nice.
November 25, 2023 at 10:39 PM
Smoked that bird
November 23, 2023 at 8:44 PM