Stu Hambone
@stuhambone.bsky.social
Humorist(?) Founder of HamboneCorp, the fictional corporation that will eventually rule us all.
Perhaps it is time to start saying, "We will put a tax on companies in the US importing from (x) country", instead of "we are putting a tariff on (x) country". You know, to be honest about it.
July 8, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Perhaps it is time to start saying, "We will put a tax on companies in the US importing from (x) country", instead of "we are putting a tariff on (x) country". You know, to be honest about it.
Throwatwal Prestige Films (a proud HamboneCorp subsidiary) is happy to announce its bold new concept in theatrical releases. Hambone: The Bone of a Man, will get first-run release in it's original cut, the reboot, the animated film, and the reenvisioned relaunch prequel, simultaneously.
June 24, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Throwatwal Prestige Films (a proud HamboneCorp subsidiary) is happy to announce its bold new concept in theatrical releases. Hambone: The Bone of a Man, will get first-run release in it's original cut, the reboot, the animated film, and the reenvisioned relaunch prequel, simultaneously.
We at HamboneCorp understand how tariff uncertainty can be confusing and exhausting. it is for that reason that we pledge to keep our prices elevated, tariffs or no tariffs, to provide you with the confidence that you will always pay top dollar. At HamboneCorp, you're here for us.
May 29, 2025 at 11:20 AM
We at HamboneCorp understand how tariff uncertainty can be confusing and exhausting. it is for that reason that we pledge to keep our prices elevated, tariffs or no tariffs, to provide you with the confidence that you will always pay top dollar. At HamboneCorp, you're here for us.
PAX East 2025 is nearing. Are you prepared?
April 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
PAX East 2025 is nearing. Are you prepared?
I went to a dealership today and told them that I had good financing, the best, probably the most amazing financing of anyone in history. They tried to have me arrested when I got in the new car to drive away. They wanted me to name the financing agency. What is this country coming to?
April 7, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I went to a dealership today and told them that I had good financing, the best, probably the most amazing financing of anyone in history. They tried to have me arrested when I got in the new car to drive away. They wanted me to name the financing agency. What is this country coming to?
What needs to happen is this: Stop providing services to lawmakers. Stop selling them products, stop delivering to their houses, stop treating them as your better. Make them feel as unwelcome in society as they are making themselves out to be. Resist at every level. EVERY LEVEL
April 5, 2025 at 3:58 PM
What needs to happen is this: Stop providing services to lawmakers. Stop selling them products, stop delivering to their houses, stop treating them as your better. Make them feel as unwelcome in society as they are making themselves out to be. Resist at every level. EVERY LEVEL
Austerity, it's what's for dinner!
April 3, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Austerity, it's what's for dinner!
The legs have rotted off and we're all pretending that using orthidic inserts will help our foot pain.
April 1, 2025 at 12:52 PM
The legs have rotted off and we're all pretending that using orthidic inserts will help our foot pain.
HamboneCorp is proud to announce EndFriend Friendly End Paper, the only toilet paper made with 100% clear-cut timber from our nation's national forests. #ItsOnlyMatterOfTime
March 28, 2025 at 9:16 PM
HamboneCorp is proud to announce EndFriend Friendly End Paper, the only toilet paper made with 100% clear-cut timber from our nation's national forests. #ItsOnlyMatterOfTime
We are all human beings and how they choose to treat one they can choose to treat all.
March 26, 2025 at 10:20 AM
We are all human beings and how they choose to treat one they can choose to treat all.
This all stopped being funny a long time ago. We're past the point of no return.
March 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
This all stopped being funny a long time ago. We're past the point of no return.
Did he...did we...was there the insinuation last night that we would invade Greenland?
"One way or the other we're going to get it"
Yeah, that's the takeaway.
#DangerLevelClownshow
"One way or the other we're going to get it"
Yeah, that's the takeaway.
#DangerLevelClownshow
March 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Did he...did we...was there the insinuation last night that we would invade Greenland?
"One way or the other we're going to get it"
Yeah, that's the takeaway.
#DangerLevelClownshow
"One way or the other we're going to get it"
Yeah, that's the takeaway.
#DangerLevelClownshow
At HamboneCorp, our motto is "Blindly set fire to everything then sell fire extinguishers that are 100% proven to be labeled "fire extinguishing device".
February 24, 2025 at 1:27 PM
At HamboneCorp, our motto is "Blindly set fire to everything then sell fire extinguishers that are 100% proven to be labeled "fire extinguishing device".
At HamboneCorp, our valued customers pay their taxes so that our executives don't have to. Keep up the hard work, file early and remember, a dollar in your pocket is two dollars in subsidies taken from ours.
February 22, 2025 at 8:56 PM
At HamboneCorp, our valued customers pay their taxes so that our executives don't have to. Keep up the hard work, file early and remember, a dollar in your pocket is two dollars in subsidies taken from ours.
I got nothing. Genie is out of the bottle. The cavalry isn't coming. Smoke if you got em.
February 4, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I got nothing. Genie is out of the bottle. The cavalry isn't coming. Smoke if you got em.
Here at HamboneCorp, we understand the value of patriotism and loyalty. It is for that reason we are introducing our CitriVita Flavored Leathers. Delicious flavors and durable too, perfect for bootlicking aficionados everywhere.
January 25, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Here at HamboneCorp, we understand the value of patriotism and loyalty. It is for that reason we are introducing our CitriVita Flavored Leathers. Delicious flavors and durable too, perfect for bootlicking aficionados everywhere.
The call is coming from inside the house, people.
January 23, 2025 at 12:04 PM
The call is coming from inside the house, people.
Reposted by Stu Hambone
Reposted by Stu Hambone
Is anyone else around here seeing what's happening? I feel like we're trying to bright-side the dismantling of the country to maintain some sort of dignified maturity in the hopes that if we don't move, the bad guys won't see us. Guys, they don't respect us, they don't care about the rules.
January 22, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Is anyone else around here seeing what's happening? I feel like we're trying to bright-side the dismantling of the country to maintain some sort of dignified maturity in the hopes that if we don't move, the bad guys won't see us. Guys, they don't respect us, they don't care about the rules.
As we re-enter the Darkest Timeline, I want to assure my handful of followers that the poor tasting sarcasm and gallows humor will continue until we sort this whole of absurdist governing out. So... maybe 2027 if we get any of our shit together? #HamboneCorpCares-ish
January 15, 2025 at 12:48 PM
As we re-enter the Darkest Timeline, I want to assure my handful of followers that the poor tasting sarcasm and gallows humor will continue until we sort this whole of absurdist governing out. So... maybe 2027 if we get any of our shit together? #HamboneCorpCares-ish
Today's post is brought to you by...let's see here...uh....me. Today's post is brought to you by me.
Enjoy.
Enjoy.
January 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Today's post is brought to you by...let's see here...uh....me. Today's post is brought to you by me.
Enjoy.
Enjoy.
HamboneCorp prides itself on integrity. All products and services from a HamboneCorp company come with a no questions asked, thoroughly legally vetted Guarantee of Corporate Indemnity. You can feel confident that your transaction is a one-way, one-time, no-backsies affair.
January 10, 2025 at 1:42 PM
HamboneCorp prides itself on integrity. All products and services from a HamboneCorp company come with a no questions asked, thoroughly legally vetted Guarantee of Corporate Indemnity. You can feel confident that your transaction is a one-way, one-time, no-backsies affair.