Stu Loeser
Stu Loeser
@stuloeser.bsky.social
I've been walking these streets so long, singing the same old song. I know every crack in these dirty sidewalks of Broadway, where hustle's the name of the game and nice guys get washed away like the snow in the rain.
Me in a bad Australian accent: "Now, that's a life!"

variety.com/2024/film/ne...
Burt, Reptilian Star of ‘Crocodile Dundee,’ Dies at More Than 90 Years Old
Burt, the reptilian star of 'Crocodile Dundee' has died at the age of at least 90.
variety.com
December 23, 2024 at 9:27 PM
OMG, a President* appointed a former NFL player with no diplomatic experience** Ambassador to the Bahamas!!!

* this refers to President Bill Clinton, obv
** this refers to Sid Williams (Browns-Skins-Colts-Steelers) obv

www.footballdb.com/players/sid-...

history.state.gov/departmenthi...
Sid Williams Football Statistics | The Football Database
View the most current football statistics for Sid Williams, Linebacker, for the Cleveland Browns, Washington Redskins, Baltimore Colts and Pittsburgh Steelers at The Football Database
www.footballdb.com
December 18, 2024 at 3:08 PM
BREAKING: @stuloeser.bsky.social & Co.'s
@willchabot.bsky.social in staff meet: "Could Masa (Son) be announcing that SoftBank is buying TikTok today?"; notes SB Vision Fund invested in ByteDance & is an LP in Mnuchin's Liberty Strategic + this history from @ryanknutson.bsky.social & Alex Martin
December 16, 2024 at 3:05 PM
Oh, I initially misread this as 'son'

"Trump and Son are scheduled to appear together at Mar-a-Lago"
December 16, 2024 at 1:42 PM
Two things as you opine on Trump's Greece Amb nom: (1) Biden's guy, George Tsunis, had ~no diplomatic background other than NOT getting Senate approval to be Obama's Amb to Norway & (2) Tsunis graduated from my high school 6 yrs before me.

Neither is an auspicious qualification!
December 11, 2024 at 1:49 PM
Reports that they have a discarded candy wrapper from the assassin. Do we know yet if that was recovered from a trash can or the sidewalk? Because cold-hearted premeditated City sidewalk murder is one thing, but littering as well would actually affect other New Yorkers like me.
December 5, 2024 at 2:38 PM
Contrary to popular myth, Black Friday is NOT called this b/c it's the day that retailers 'got in the black' financially for the year. It's b/c the RH Macy & Co. employee who first suggested a massive post-Thanksgiving sale was named Outerbridge H. Black.

#Nicheiest
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Hyperfast flying object caught by our local Fox affiliate and amplified by @nypost.com.web.brid.gy ?

Yasssssss, inject this straight into my veins

nypost.com/2024/11/21/u...
Mysterious orb zooming past NYC accidentally caught on film by local news chopper
A news helicopter incidentally captured a mysterious orb-like object zooming over the Hudson River and past Lower Manhattan.
nypost.com
November 21, 2024 at 8:34 PM
This puts JD Vance's post-election record at 0-1 for Trump. Not so much winning.
November 21, 2024 at 5:38 PM
I got better @nytimes.com Headlines:

Despite US Government Shutdown, Here Comes the Sun

Come Together or Not, Congress, Recession Still Unlikely

Carry That Weight of a Govt Shutdown Without a Recession

You Ess Never Gives Me Your Money Anymore But Recession Still Unlikely

Not The End
September 27, 2023 at 7:31 PM