Until this whole manhunt blows over, maybe it would be best if all the CEOs hid somewhere safe. Like in a homemade submarine near the Titanic.

Anyone else get their holiday greetings from the CEO email at work three weeks early, with more praise and less corporate bragging about profits?

I feel like we could heal this rift as a nation if we just started a discussion about how great Jeffrey Osborne is.

With Linda McMahon as Sec. of Ed., I can get behind arming teachers as long as it’s with a folding chair. Wait until some shooter enters the squared circle and smells what Mrs. Fahey is cooking.

Not to body shame, but anyone else think he probably looks like a pale, fleshy Grimace under the suit?