Stumpy had to go!
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I’m so much stupider than I was before reading this. Thanks!
January 3, 2026 at 6:31 PM
I’m so much stupider than I was before reading this. Thanks!
Maybe the guy in charge of the company that made a chatbot that will generate CSAM if you ask it to should be held accountable for this in some way? Just a thought.
January 2, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Maybe the guy in charge of the company that made a chatbot that will generate CSAM if you ask it to should be held accountable for this in some way? Just a thought.
It was me. Whomp whomp
January 2, 2026 at 2:31 AM
It was me. Whomp whomp
You can’t be a socialist. You’re shod and your bits aren’t out!
January 1, 2026 at 8:12 PM
You can’t be a socialist. You’re shod and your bits aren’t out!
I generally know a little about a lot and I had no idea
December 30, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I generally know a little about a lot and I had no idea
It was all so obvious!
December 30, 2025 at 12:26 AM
It was all so obvious!
I live in Columbus. Those addresses are all about a 5 mile radius that happens to have a very dense Somali-American population so it’s completely unsurprising that childcare businesses in the area would be operated by Somali-Americans.
December 29, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I live in Columbus. Those addresses are all about a 5 mile radius that happens to have a very dense Somali-American population so it’s completely unsurprising that childcare businesses in the area would be operated by Somali-Americans.
It’s the funniest thing he’s done in years. Too bad he has no idea.
December 29, 2025 at 3:26 AM
It’s the funniest thing he’s done in years. Too bad he has no idea.
I believe the headline shouldn read Lazy Student Ruins TA’s Career Instead of Completing Reading
December 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I believe the headline shouldn read Lazy Student Ruins TA’s Career Instead of Completing Reading
I got my wages garnished for student loans while working a low wage manual labor job after the 2008 recession. I had to make food or rent decisions on a monthly basis for a little over 2 years. They’ll deserve every drop of anger sent their way after this.
December 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I got my wages garnished for student loans while working a low wage manual labor job after the 2008 recession. I had to make food or rent decisions on a monthly basis for a little over 2 years. They’ll deserve every drop of anger sent their way after this.
I’m from eastern Kentucky and can confirm the welfare fraud is a popular career choice down there.
December 23, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I’m from eastern Kentucky and can confirm the welfare fraud is a popular career choice down there.
It’s awesome that you can have a tone of money even if you’re incapable of reading and thinking. Cool society we’ve built here.
December 18, 2025 at 2:57 PM
It’s awesome that you can have a tone of money even if you’re incapable of reading and thinking. Cool society we’ve built here.
This just in: Fire is hot. I’m not Santa.
December 16, 2025 at 1:58 PM
This just in: Fire is hot. I’m not Santa.
Calvin Coolidge went harder on the bit
December 13, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Calvin Coolidge went harder on the bit
If your want all the $2 bills, I’m afraid you’re going to have to travel back in time to 2009 and visit a midwestern strip club
December 13, 2025 at 3:55 AM
If your want all the $2 bills, I’m afraid you’re going to have to travel back in time to 2009 and visit a midwestern strip club
There’s a whole episode of Futurama about why you shouldn’t
December 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
There’s a whole episode of Futurama about why you shouldn’t
If I were confined to a single room
Old Boy style and guessing the reveal was what got me released, I’d be dying in the room.
Old Boy style and guessing the reveal was what got me released, I’d be dying in the room.
December 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
If I were confined to a single room
Old Boy style and guessing the reveal was what got me released, I’d be dying in the room.
Old Boy style and guessing the reveal was what got me released, I’d be dying in the room.
So I have to wear a suit and do pull ups? Seems like a bad combo.
December 8, 2025 at 9:25 PM
So I have to wear a suit and do pull ups? Seems like a bad combo.
We’re going to Oklahoma City! We’re in Jacksonville! Fargo, get those stadiums ready!
December 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
We’re going to Oklahoma City! We’re in Jacksonville! Fargo, get those stadiums ready!
I think the only way this ends is someone has to volunteer to be his friend. Who want to take Elon fishing and tell him he’s a cool guy? Anyone? No? Fuck.
November 24, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I think the only way this ends is someone has to volunteer to be his friend. Who want to take Elon fishing and tell him he’s a cool guy? Anyone? No? Fuck.
Make the computer horny for me or you’re fired
-Elon
-Elon
November 20, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Make the computer horny for me or you’re fired
-Elon
-Elon
There’s a Hitler Park in Circleville. It has a disc golf course.
November 12, 2025 at 5:34 PM
There’s a Hitler Park in Circleville. It has a disc golf course.
The bank says I can’t have a house because the computer told them I’ve got shifty eyes
November 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
The bank says I can’t have a house because the computer told them I’ve got shifty eyes