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Stunt_bird, from twitter. You remember I’m sure.

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · Sep 26

Here’s a joke I made about Eric Adams earlier this year

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 10m

Maybe she should try writing a song about her *lovers* for a change

Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 30m

Someone smarter than me, who isn’t high, is gonna show up any second to remind me that urban vs rural was also the first civil war but hey that went well

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 32m

Right they’re broke and don’t care. Ok but the cops, the cops love… oh you said the cops were collaborating with evil democrat mayors, oops

Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 35m

CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER:
10 Farmers
vs
400 people from Chicago

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 38m

Starting a civil war against the areas of your country (cities) where all the uhh people live. Sure.

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 1h

Aaron Boone sucks. Hope the jays win it all.

Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 1h

As a Yankees fan I’m not really that stressed headed to the bottom of the ninth here, president trump will overturn the results of this series if the jays win

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 1h

Got that Trump stink

Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 1h

Orange Julius Caesar!!!

Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 1h

So does “high leverage reliever” mean “guy you put in in a big spot”?

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 1h

Guys I’ve been watching baseball my whole life and at some point the word “leverage” started getting thrown around regarding relievers and I’ve never come close to knowing what it means

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 1h

You know who’s really got it bad? The freaking president of the US baby

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 2h

Let’s get crackin

Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 2h

Well Yankees baseball season appears to be over which means a relatively early start to seasonal depression season

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 4h

Her husband Dan can’t be far behind

Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 4h

I got to be Allen Ventano

Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 23h

Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 5h

They need resolution so quickly that antifa will have been defeated SOUNDLY this time next week

Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly @rtodkelly.bsky.social · 7h

"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"

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"Captain" "Ruck" "Cohlchez" @captainruck.bsky.social · 5h

DJ Paul and Juicy J
8Ball and MJG
And Young Buck, we just bought a truck
We will help you move to Tennessee

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 6h

Our next president, in all likelihood, will be Fred Beans.

Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 6h

So many people have to be like “I work at Fred Beans” on a regular basis

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 6h

I don’t think there’s a better argument for Balkanizing the US than Portland fucking Oregon being remote enough for most people that you can get away with this

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 7h

Trump: "I don't know what could be worse than Portland. You don't even have stores anymore. They don't even put glass up. They put plywood on their windows."

Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 6h

I used to work for a body shop that bought its parts from this place but it was owned by these Argentinian guys so all I would hear was rapid fire Spanish, “Fred Beans,” and then more Spanish. The phrase “de Fred Beans” will never leave me.

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Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 7h

They really SHOULD be banned, they’re insanely dangerous, but given our weird bike laws I don’t know if you could write that law in a way that would be effective

Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 7h

Fully agree they’d be better off that way but I live in the suburbs where nobody rides ANY bike and the e-mopeds or whatever we wanna call them are everywhere already, people ride them in the shoulder on highways

Upstate Bozo @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 7h

I feel like we (in the societal sense, I’m with you as a fellow cyclist, hate these things) need a plan for how to deal with them because cars are only getting more expensive and they’re going to be a lot of people’s best option

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