Question for Joey Chestnut:
If you had teeth surgically attached to your hand. Do you think you could prechew your dogs? Could you down 20 more?
If you had teeth surgically attached to your hand. Do you think you could prechew your dogs? Could you down 20 more?
May 12, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Question for Joey Chestnut:
If you had teeth surgically attached to your hand. Do you think you could prechew your dogs? Could you down 20 more?
If you had teeth surgically attached to your hand. Do you think you could prechew your dogs? Could you down 20 more?
When Trump says "your kids can have 3 dolls" . We should say "you can golf once a month".
May 8, 2025 at 2:02 PM
When Trump says "your kids can have 3 dolls" . We should say "you can golf once a month".
MMW: before the year following his last year in office, Trump will open a Gaza Strip Resort
May 5, 2025 at 5:12 PM
MMW: before the year following his last year in office, Trump will open a Gaza Strip Resort
The ketchup is the blood of Christ.
May 4, 2025 at 1:27 AM
The ketchup is the blood of Christ.
Journalists need to start using dictionaries and stop using the terms the Trump Dictatorship want them to use. Or they're not Journalists. They're marketers.
April 28, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Journalists need to start using dictionaries and stop using the terms the Trump Dictatorship want them to use. Or they're not Journalists. They're marketers.
Reposted by Stupid David
If Ukraine giving up land is "peace," then I guess the U.S. should just hand Florida and the Carolinas over and call it self-care.
April 27, 2025 at 10:05 PM
If Ukraine giving up land is "peace," then I guess the U.S. should just hand Florida and the Carolinas over and call it self-care.
Donald Trump only owns one black suit, and several brown suits.
April 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Donald Trump only owns one black suit, and several brown suits.
Theory: UFC fights are scripted.
April 25, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Theory: UFC fights are scripted.
Trump is selling Trump 2028 hats. It's not a year, it's his IQ.
April 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Trump is selling Trump 2028 hats. It's not a year, it's his IQ.
Prayor doesn't work.
April 21, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Prayor doesn't work.
Donald Trump has butt cancer.
He has a limited time to complete his mission.
Get ready for really crazy stuff
He has a limited time to complete his mission.
Get ready for really crazy stuff
April 17, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Donald Trump has butt cancer.
He has a limited time to complete his mission.
Get ready for really crazy stuff
He has a limited time to complete his mission.
Get ready for really crazy stuff
If Donald Trump wants to be remembered. He should organize another Jan 6th attack on the Capitol.
April 15, 2025 at 8:16 PM
If Donald Trump wants to be remembered. He should organize another Jan 6th attack on the Capitol.
DOGE for good request:
The greeting card options on Amazon suck. Please fix that.
The greeting card options on Amazon suck. Please fix that.
March 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
DOGE for good request:
The greeting card options on Amazon suck. Please fix that.
The greeting card options on Amazon suck. Please fix that.