Stupid David
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Stupid David
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Question for Joey Chestnut:
If you had teeth surgically attached to your hand. Do you think you could prechew your dogs? Could you down 20 more?
May 12, 2025 at 7:46 PM
When Trump says "your kids can have 3 dolls" . We should say "you can golf once a month".
May 8, 2025 at 2:02 PM
MMW: before the year following his last year in office, Trump will open a Gaza Strip Resort
May 5, 2025 at 5:12 PM
The ketchup is the blood of Christ.
May 4, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Journalists need to start using dictionaries and stop using the terms the Trump Dictatorship want them to use. Or they're not Journalists. They're marketers.
April 28, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Reposted by Stupid David
If Ukraine giving up land is "peace," then I guess the U.S. should just hand Florida and the Carolinas over and call it self-care.
April 27, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Donald Trump only owns one black suit, and several brown suits.
April 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Theory: UFC fights are scripted.
April 25, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Trump is selling Trump 2028 hats. It's not a year, it's his IQ.
April 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Prayor doesn't work.
April 21, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Donald Trump has butt cancer.
He has a limited time to complete his mission.
Get ready for really crazy stuff
April 17, 2025 at 7:49 PM
If Donald Trump wants to be remembered. He should organize another Jan 6th attack on the Capitol.
April 15, 2025 at 8:16 PM
DOGE for good request:
The greeting card options on Amazon suck. Please fix that.
March 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM