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You'd think people who complain about messaging so much would know it when they saw it.
November 7, 2025 at 8:56 PM
You'd think people who complain about messaging so much would know it when they saw it.
At first I figured this was about that one Nazi couple that keeps getting articles written about them for some reason, so learning the truth was a relief, if anything.
October 15, 2025 at 12:32 AM
At first I figured this was about that one Nazi couple that keeps getting articles written about them for some reason, so learning the truth was a relief, if anything.
Every trip to the grocery store I Iook for Juantonio's and every trip I'm disappointed. I want to see what all the hype is about.
October 3, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Every trip to the grocery store I Iook for Juantonio's and every trip I'm disappointed. I want to see what all the hype is about.
Hi, just calling to check on my car? The 2015 Focus? It's been a month.
"We apologize for the delay, sir, but we can't do any work on your vehicle until Ford shows some leadership and fixes it for us."
"We apologize for the delay, sir, but we can't do any work on your vehicle until Ford shows some leadership and fixes it for us."
September 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Hi, just calling to check on my car? The 2015 Focus? It's been a month.
"We apologize for the delay, sir, but we can't do any work on your vehicle until Ford shows some leadership and fixes it for us."
"We apologize for the delay, sir, but we can't do any work on your vehicle until Ford shows some leadership and fixes it for us."
"Sorry, no more Andor. We're boycotting Disney until they bring back Jimmy Kimmel."
"They brought him back last week. Are you going to resubscribe?"
"Ugh, no, why would we do that?"
"They brought him back last week. Are you going to resubscribe?"
"Ugh, no, why would we do that?"
September 30, 2025 at 6:29 PM
"Sorry, no more Andor. We're boycotting Disney until they bring back Jimmy Kimmel."
"They brought him back last week. Are you going to resubscribe?"
"Ugh, no, why would we do that?"
"They brought him back last week. Are you going to resubscribe?"
"Ugh, no, why would we do that?"
Hashtag resist*
*Shit your pants and hide under the bed.
*Shit your pants and hide under the bed.
September 30, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Hashtag resist*
*Shit your pants and hide under the bed.
*Shit your pants and hide under the bed.
FWIW, after a whole summer of "The President's budget IS THE budget! Congress will not save you! Prepare yourselves!" the government higher-ups where I work switched literally overnight to "Please look to the House spending package for guidance when setting targets for the coming fiscal year."
September 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
FWIW, after a whole summer of "The President's budget IS THE budget! Congress will not save you! Prepare yourselves!" the government higher-ups where I work switched literally overnight to "Please look to the House spending package for guidance when setting targets for the coming fiscal year."
The Bible tells us Jesus was a carpenter, which in this guy's world means he had a desk job at his dad's general contracting firm and drove a $90,000 truck.
September 12, 2025 at 4:40 PM
The Bible tells us Jesus was a carpenter, which in this guy's world means he had a desk job at his dad's general contracting firm and drove a $90,000 truck.
Look, you can't expect a bunch of New York comedy writers to know if 47 is higher than 53.
July 9, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Look, you can't expect a bunch of New York comedy writers to know if 47 is higher than 53.
Municipalities adjust their election calendars like this all the time. This is a total nothing story.
June 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Municipalities adjust their election calendars like this all the time. This is a total nothing story.
RFK Jr calls for athelas to be taken off the shelves as thousands of visitors to Liberty Island are stricken with the Black Breath.
June 25, 2025 at 8:09 PM
RFK Jr calls for athelas to be taken off the shelves as thousands of visitors to Liberty Island are stricken with the Black Breath.
I take it none of them had been shown Stand and Deliver approximately 100 times in high school.
June 13, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I take it none of them had been shown Stand and Deliver approximately 100 times in high school.
I've never been a prolific poaster, but getting blocked by that guy was probably my proudest Twitter achievement.
June 4, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I've never been a prolific poaster, but getting blocked by that guy was probably my proudest Twitter achievement.
And my doctors, all the best doctors, said to me, "Mr. Trump, this is the healthiest prostate we've ever seen. We've never seen a prostate with less cancer than this."
May 19, 2025 at 12:16 AM
And my doctors, all the best doctors, said to me, "Mr. Trump, this is the healthiest prostate we've ever seen. We've never seen a prostate with less cancer than this."
Whole lotta crocodile tears in that thread.
May 19, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Whole lotta crocodile tears in that thread.
Then fight it. You're in the club, aren't you? You're under no obligation to fall in line.
May 18, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Then fight it. You're in the club, aren't you? You're under no obligation to fall in line.
Don't get me started on devs filling their games with artificial pixels made with DLSS. All-natural for me, thanks.
May 17, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Don't get me started on devs filling their games with artificial pixels made with DLSS. All-natural for me, thanks.
The kicker is based on their spelling they appear to be British.
May 17, 2025 at 12:33 AM
The kicker is based on their spelling they appear to be British.
If only Leia had sent Mon to the guillotine, and Holdo had sent Leia to the guillotine, then surely whoever sent Holdo to the guillotine would've had the strength to hold the New Republic together.
May 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
If only Leia had sent Mon to the guillotine, and Holdo had sent Leia to the guillotine, then surely whoever sent Holdo to the guillotine would've had the strength to hold the New Republic together.
I take it as a diplomatic way of saying Evangelicals are heretics.
May 10, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I take it as a diplomatic way of saying Evangelicals are heretics.
If a tree falls in a crowded park and I'm not there to witness it because I refuse to go outside, does it make a sound?
April 29, 2025 at 12:43 PM
If a tree falls in a crowded park and I'm not there to witness it because I refuse to go outside, does it make a sound?
I've been there with "cool zone" for a while now.
April 2, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I've been there with "cool zone" for a while now.