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Nine
@stupidspidercat.bsky.social
artist, bassist, general musician
half of public pool skin infection
all of the white picket fence
i'd typically say "ask for pronouns", but just use they/them, it's easiest
pansexual, genderfluid, spider-cat extraordinaire
Pinned
i will never have paid commissions
straight up start firebombing ice agents
do better america
you need to start killing people or nothing will get better for you
January 11, 2026 at 1:51 AM
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would you smoke the Mechanics Universal Joint
November 28, 2025 at 8:45 AM
youtu.be/2yHgPUxLxIo new song !! new song !! #music #fun
The White Picket Fence - Thích Quảng Đức
YouTube video by The White Picket Fence
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November 27, 2025 at 9:21 PM
yup, my shoes are off all the time on bus rides. sorry not sorry. #marchmadness
November 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
November 3, 2025 at 8:12 AM
neuralwave jokepop #music #jokes
November 3, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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shit got me feeling like spongebob. IM READY!!!
July 8, 2025 at 8:39 AM
living that preschool life #wine
November 3, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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funny on mu mind
November 3, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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ding dong ditching the golden gate bridge
February 25, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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called the lifeforce potion in terraria the "heartburn potion"
February 26, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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cool
February 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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build a bomb for treasure
May 13, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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the twin towers falling was NOT on my 2001 bingo card... 😅
May 14, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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throw will wood to the termites and he'll come back holes
May 16, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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yuri-ka! 💡🏳️‍🌈
May 19, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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stole this joint from the US treasury n got my bank account high
May 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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need me a handjob in the gravitron
May 27, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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chiefing the spliff so they call me apache
July 1, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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repeatedly getting pregnant just so i can feel the rush of aborting another child
May 19, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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that's it, i hate potato salad, and yes, i'm white. send tweet.
May 20, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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if charlie had bit MY finger i would've blown that mf head smoove off
July 11, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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since we haven't had a song of the summer yet i'm electing the 1832 classic nocturne in e flat major op.9 no.2 to be the song of the summer for this year and every subsequent year until we think of anything better
July 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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August 1, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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tom clancy's rainbow sex siege
August 1, 2025 at 5:33 PM