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Stupid Twink
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November 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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ad for my shirt :)
November 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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bob from bob’s burgers stumbles, obviously drunk. linda from bobs burgers says “bobby, whats wrong??” bob shouts “THEY NEUTERED ME LINDA!!!” he continues “I was so EDGY season 1!! now im NOTHING!!!!” linda says “bobby… what kind of loser would possibly give a crap about bob’s burgers not being edgy enough” a close up on my phone containing a google doc titled “IDEAS FOLDER!!! (secret)” the first idea is “bob from bob’s burgers is spiritually castrated” the cartoonist gazes down at it exhausted and says “yeah whatever” END
November 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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#comics #comic
im chillin with an alien i says to him: ugh, theres nothing good on netflix lol first world problems, right? it says to me: wait.. your people have discovered other worlds?? :0 i says to him: no dipshit we're just racist, keep up
November 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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an advertisement for my merchandise store
November 26, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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a beautiful woman lies tantalizingly on a bed, she says “HEY BABY ARE YOU READY TO SMOOCH” i say “HELLS YEAH BABY LEMME GET HARD REAL QUICK” and pull out a laptop suddenly a variety of BANGs and CRASHES play from the computer “SORRY I CAN ONLY GET HARD FOR PORN OF POTS AND PANS DOING IT” i say ITS SERIOUSLY FUCKED LIKE THIS IS THE REALITY OF MY LIFE THIS IS GENUINELY DEBILITATING END
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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i have a new store on topatoco!!!

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preorder a shirt maybe
an image of my store page
November 25, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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i walk along the street thinking to myself: thats right my money green pussy acetamenaphine a man in a suit approaches me and says: Hello good lady I heard the rap you were freestyling in your head I am Mr rap how would you like $20 i respond: wow this isnt even a dream sequence
November 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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bitch the dog says: why'd we adopt the eraserhead baby? susie the rabbit says: he was in an unsafe home environment!!! no child should be exposed to that much castration anxiety!!!!!! bitch the dog replies: yeah but.. its fucking ugly
November 19, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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a girl sits up in bed looking at her computer she thinks to herself in four separate panels: “buh... i thought jacking off would help me sleep” “but the wank was too shameful and now my insomnias worse...” “i should really just end it all ngi” she looks to a poster of a cat hanging onto a rope that says “Hang In there, baby!” and says “no!! ur right little kitty!!!”
November 18, 2025 at 7:55 AM
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im goin to danny brown and femtanyl and underscor tonight :)
a selfie of me wearing a stripy dress and laying in bed
November 16, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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new comic up on patreon and kofi!
an advertisement for my support sites
November 14, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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FOUR PANEL COMIC WHERE IM AT A LIQUOR STORE FUMBLING TO ORDER GUY WALKS UP AND HES LIKE “HEY GIRL WATCHA DOIN TONIGHT” I THINK “FUCK HE’S HITTING ON ME GOTTA LIE” I SAY TO HIM “IM GETTING AN ABORTION” INSTANTLY HE SAYS “CAN I COME” I GIVE HIM THE DEATH GLARE AND THATS THE END
November 12, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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cradle
a figure lies on the ground. “my baby” is scrawled on a wall above them
November 10, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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the mortifying ordeal of living with your parents
a four panel comic of a girl singing cameron winter’s “drinking age” in her room in the fourth panel shes interrupted by her mother entering. she says “hey brie can you romanticize your melancholic solitude a little quieter”
November 10, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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a guy holds out his phone and says “i love this app that lets you virtually pet a dog” another guy looks concerned and says: “don't they send 17 trillion dollars to israel every year”
November 2, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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a two panel comic a guy asks me (i’m donned in halloween garb) “why’s halloween your fav?” i respond “drinking” but secretly im thinking “I LOVE EMO SHIT”
October 31, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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new 3 page bitch and susie up on patreon!!! only a dollar :)

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a drawing of susie the rabbit
October 30, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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two guys are at a party drinking brews one notices a baby and says “yo is that a baby” the baby says “goo goo gah gah like lowkey” the guy says “wtf you can’t be saying shit like that”
October 30, 2025 at 2:25 PM