Joe Sixpack 🐸
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making the world a better place is the whole reason we're here so get busy or fuck off
Get your money up, things of that nature, etc.
January 20, 2026 at 11:09 AM
Get your money up, things of that nature, etc.
Who will teach the players how to head hunt and dick twist now? What coach can ever fill the shoe that somehow made it's way on to the field as a Ravens player streaked down the sideline by him? Big shoe to fill.
January 13, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Who will teach the players how to head hunt and dick twist now? What coach can ever fill the shoe that somehow made it's way on to the field as a Ravens player streaked down the sideline by him? Big shoe to fill.
Quadruple coverage too? Oh baby that's the good stuff.
January 11, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Quadruple coverage too? Oh baby that's the good stuff.
And he's the better half of that broadcast duo.
January 11, 2026 at 2:36 PM
And he's the better half of that broadcast duo.
His run downfield on the Bush pick 6 was scary.
January 4, 2026 at 8:30 PM
His run downfield on the Bush pick 6 was scary.
More and more people are saying this.
December 28, 2025 at 2:22 AM
More and more people are saying this.
The dumbest name, but the Dumb Name:Good Show ratio is unprecedented. No showings good has ever had such an awful title.
December 28, 2025 at 2:18 AM
The dumbest name, but the Dumb Name:Good Show ratio is unprecedented. No showings good has ever had such an awful title.
In honor of the anniversary, Forbes or Financial Times should do a piece on the multi-faceted value intrinsic to the Dollar Box.
December 17, 2025 at 9:33 PM
In honor of the anniversary, Forbes or Financial Times should do a piece on the multi-faceted value intrinsic to the Dollar Box.
Quickly realizing I just became a true Blueskyer by replying to the joke with a earnest response.
December 11, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Quickly realizing I just became a true Blueskyer by replying to the joke with a earnest response.
Not a movie, but only 6 episodes (so far) of Pluribus on Apple TV have been very enjoyable.
December 11, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Not a movie, but only 6 episodes (so far) of Pluribus on Apple TV have been very enjoyable.
Real "Do you know who my dad is?" energy.
December 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Real "Do you know who my dad is?" energy.
START BUILDING THEM NOW!
December 5, 2025 at 9:19 PM
START BUILDING THEM NOW!
Is this why I love it so much? Probably. A perfectly contemporary creation.
December 5, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Is this why I love it so much? Probably. A perfectly contemporary creation.
Related:
Cuter and closer: Raccoons may be on their way to becoming America's next pet - BBC News share.google/9rbpqvJ4kFDd...
Cuter and closer: Raccoons may be on their way to becoming America's next pet - BBC News share.google/9rbpqvJ4kFDd...
Cuter and closer: Raccoons may be on their way to becoming America's next pet - BBC News
The rubbish raiders are showing reductions in snout length, a sign of early domestication, researchers say.
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December 3, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Related:
Cuter and closer: Raccoons may be on their way to becoming America's next pet - BBC News share.google/9rbpqvJ4kFDd...
Cuter and closer: Raccoons may be on their way to becoming America's next pet - BBC News share.google/9rbpqvJ4kFDd...
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I did it, and it was well received. It's easy af and cheap too. Just dump everything into a bowl, add lime juice to taste while mixing. (excuse the bad lighting please)
I did it, and it was well received. It's easy af and cheap too. Just dump everything into a bowl, add lime juice to taste while mixing. (excuse the bad lighting please)
Gonna turn this into a Mountain Dew Baja Blast Pie.
November 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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I did it, and it was well received. It's easy af and cheap too. Just dump everything into a bowl, add lime juice to taste while mixing. (excuse the bad lighting please)
I did it, and it was well received. It's easy af and cheap too. Just dump everything into a bowl, add lime juice to taste while mixing. (excuse the bad lighting please)
Fine, I'll do it. But I'm working remotely.
November 30, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Fine, I'll do it. But I'm working remotely.
Sweet and tart. Shit's bangin'.
November 28, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Sweet and tart. Shit's bangin'.
Not the final form, but ready to go in the fridge to set. All it needs is a little whipped cream right before serving.
November 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Not the final form, but ready to go in the fridge to set. All it needs is a little whipped cream right before serving.
Assembled ingredients in a bowl and mixed. Added 8 drops of blue and 6 drops of green food coloring to make it look more unnatural.
November 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Assembled ingredients in a bowl and mixed. Added 8 drops of blue and 6 drops of green food coloring to make it look more unnatural.
I destroy the speakers with a key or pocket knife. (It does not electrocute you.) This is how I pay it forward.
November 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I destroy the speakers with a key or pocket knife. (It does not electrocute you.) This is how I pay it forward.
Pontius Pilate Energy
November 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Pontius Pilate Energy