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Stephen Malone
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Christian, but specifically one of those hippie dippie Australian Anglicans that mostly just wants you to be nicer to people.
Is that why FFXV was shattered into a million pieces? I always wondered why they went so hard on the multimedia "every chapter of this story is a separate product" thing.
December 7, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Every crypto guy thought he was moments away from getting rich, and every AI guy thinks he's moments away from owning all his high school bullies.
December 7, 2025 at 8:19 AM
The entire reason I quit Twitter in 2017 is because my keyword mute list was getting unmanageable, and every single keyword on it was the name of some dumbass yank who did something stupid.
December 2, 2025 at 2:03 AM
(The second thing I would do is peel all the skin off all the chicken, roll it into a ball and eat it like an apple. Don't judge me.)
December 1, 2025 at 7:51 AM
it's real 2013 tumblr-esque "if you're not a superwholockian you should literally be put to death", ah memories
November 26, 2025 at 8:44 AM
The Deck was not a Switch competitor, and the Machine won't be a PS5 competitor, no matter how satisfying that narrative would be.
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I'm glad you freaks have a new Geometry Wars but every screenshot of this looks like I'm having a panic attack inside a kaleidoscope while the worst 2003 broken-hard-drive techno plays in the background
November 25, 2025 at 8:59 AM
The easiest possible decision is "let's make a standard Disney resort, but Star Wars themed and next to Galaxy's Edge", and the fact they didn't make that decision is truly wild.
November 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
jenny nicholson's video about the star wars hotel is basically an essay of institutional failure. it's absurd how deeply and completely they fumbled it. they essentially spent $100 million to make some influencers happy for a week.
November 24, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I spent today watching livestreams of local churches and the comment sections are all *utterly* convinced the world is ending, just because someone wore the wrong kind of shirt or gave the wrong kind of speech or mentioned the wrong kind of charity. I beg you, find the bigger picture.
November 23, 2025 at 4:06 AM