Jane unwraps the phallic-shaped gift amid watchful eyes, heart beating wildly.
Mark lifts a mischievous brow as he nonchalantly sips his sherry.
“Is it a pink cucumber, Mummy?”
“Er… yes, of course!”
A nervous tinkly laugh.
She was going to kill him.
Jane unwraps the phallic-shaped gift amid watchful eyes, heart beating wildly.
Mark lifts a mischievous brow as he nonchalantly sips his sherry.
“Is it a pink cucumber, Mummy?”
“Er… yes, of course!”
A nervous tinkly laugh.
She was going to kill him.