Suanne Laqueur
@suannelqr.bsky.social
Readeur. Writeur. Loveur. Nappeur. New Yorkeur. Cancer killeur. Autheur of The Fish Tales and Venery. Sort of an artiste. Very anti-fasciste. Pissed off, menopausal and hot AF.
Books: https://lqrwrites.com/shop
Art: https://www.youtube.com/@suandala
Books: https://lqrwrites.com/shop
Art: https://www.youtube.com/@suandala
I made Italian wedding soup last night. It makes a fantastic breakfast.
December 3, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I made Italian wedding soup last night. It makes a fantastic breakfast.
Good fucking morning.
(Pours the fucking coffee)
(Pours the fucking coffee)
December 3, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Good fucking morning.
(Pours the fucking coffee)
(Pours the fucking coffee)
I submitted for a BookLife/PW review over a YEAR ago. Don’t tell me patience and forgetfulness doesn’t pay off!! Anyway, it’s just consideration so enthusiasm firmly curbed. But remember y’all: slow is the new fast.
#writersky
#writersky
December 2, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I submitted for a BookLife/PW review over a YEAR ago. Don’t tell me patience and forgetfulness doesn’t pay off!! Anyway, it’s just consideration so enthusiasm firmly curbed. But remember y’all: slow is the new fast.
#writersky
#writersky
I refer to my muse as the Thing, who is forever approaching me at inopportune times.
November 25, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I refer to my muse as the Thing, who is forever approaching me at inopportune times.
I left the house for a MINUTE and came back to find my husband had set up a 12-ft inflatable Bumble. 🤣
November 24, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I left the house for a MINUTE and came back to find my husband had set up a 12-ft inflatable Bumble. 🤣
Four years ago today I had my last radiation treatment. If you’re just starting out or in the middle, I see you. You got this. Fuck cancer.
November 23, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Four years ago today I had my last radiation treatment. If you’re just starting out or in the middle, I see you. You got this. Fuck cancer.
Lambrusco spritz. Where have I been? 😳
November 23, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Lambrusco spritz. Where have I been? 😳
ngl my book translated into Hungarian is one of my career milestones.
November 22, 2025 at 5:55 PM
ngl my book translated into Hungarian is one of my career milestones.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PEOPLE: INSERT PAGE BREAK!!!!!
November 19, 2025 at 3:18 PM
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PEOPLE: INSERT PAGE BREAK!!!!!
@thisbrokenwheel.bsky.social
Coffee table book. It’s a beautiful thing.
Coffee table book. It’s a beautiful thing.
November 18, 2025 at 11:11 PM
@thisbrokenwheel.bsky.social
Coffee table book. It’s a beautiful thing.
Coffee table book. It’s a beautiful thing.
November 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Official cover reveal. I guard my cover designer Tracy Kopsachilis as my greatest treasure. We’ve been working together since 2014: I found her on 99Designs and never let her go. I love this cover for The Great Dane so much!
lqrwrites.com/GreatDane
lqrwrites.com/GreatDane
November 17, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Official cover reveal. I guard my cover designer Tracy Kopsachilis as my greatest treasure. We’ve been working together since 2014: I found her on 99Designs and never let her go. I love this cover for The Great Dane so much!
lqrwrites.com/GreatDane
lqrwrites.com/GreatDane
“…He blew Bill Clinton.”
November 15, 2025 at 7:15 AM
“…He blew Bill Clinton.”
I have it saved as a still. Use liberally.
November 15, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I have it saved as a still. Use liberally.
I had a baby, I can do this. I had a baby, I can do this. I had a baby, I can do this. I had a baby, I can do this. I had a baby, I can do this. I had a baby, I can do this…
November 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I had a baby, I can do this. I had a baby, I can do this. I had a baby, I can do this. I had a baby, I can do this. I had a baby, I can do this. I had a baby, I can do this…
Sometimes my feed puts two perfect posts next to each other.
November 14, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Sometimes my feed puts two perfect posts next to each other.
Imposter Syndrome 🧵
1/Gearing up for a massive cold-query outreach for The Great Dane. Finger hovering over the send button and trying to remember a friend’s sage counsel: “If you don’t ask, it’s an automatic ‘No.’”
1/Gearing up for a massive cold-query outreach for The Great Dane. Finger hovering over the send button and trying to remember a friend’s sage counsel: “If you don’t ask, it’s an automatic ‘No.’”
November 13, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Imposter Syndrome 🧵
1/Gearing up for a massive cold-query outreach for The Great Dane. Finger hovering over the send button and trying to remember a friend’s sage counsel: “If you don’t ask, it’s an automatic ‘No.’”
1/Gearing up for a massive cold-query outreach for The Great Dane. Finger hovering over the send button and trying to remember a friend’s sage counsel: “If you don’t ask, it’s an automatic ‘No.’”
And you’re following me, bitch. 😂
November 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
And you’re following me, bitch. 😂
That’s nothing close to a landslide or a mandate. Are you high right now?
These two were the big winners:
These two were the big winners:
November 11, 2025 at 4:25 AM
That’s nothing close to a landslide or a mandate. Are you high right now?
These two were the big winners:
These two were the big winners:
Holy hell, this was a tremendous read. 😳
November 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Holy hell, this was a tremendous read. 😳