SuaSponte2024
@suasponte2023.bsky.social
Data architect, legal analyst, writer. Formerly "Matt Gertz's Forehead" on the hellsite. A rising tide sinks all boats with holes in them. "There's a world going on underground." - Tom Waits (Underground)
There's a reason I posted the image accompanied with a "🤪" emoji.
November 12, 2025 at 8:34 PM
There's a reason I posted the image accompanied with a "🤪" emoji.
How do you escape the gambler's fallacy?
November 12, 2025 at 8:26 PM
How do you escape the gambler's fallacy?
Watch them make a multiverse Bond movie.
November 12, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Watch them make a multiverse Bond movie.
I'm just waiting to see if he decides to fake a heart attack.
November 12, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I'm just waiting to see if he decides to fake a heart attack.
Of course. It was your punchy sentence structure that cried out to me to emulate in a reply. And that's definitely a "me" problem.
November 12, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Of course. It was your punchy sentence structure that cried out to me to emulate in a reply. And that's definitely a "me" problem.
Let me put it this way: if you don't allow laptops in the classroom, you will be hearing from whatever dean's office at your school is in charge of accommodating special needs students such as myself.
November 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Let me put it this way: if you don't allow laptops in the classroom, you will be hearing from whatever dean's office at your school is in charge of accommodating special needs students such as myself.
Emphasis on "man." 😋
November 12, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Emphasis on "man." 😋
Why do you consider betting odds newsworthy?
November 12, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Why do you consider betting odds newsworthy?
Very charitable of you. I just point people at FRE Rule 801 and duck.
November 12, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Very charitable of you. I just point people at FRE Rule 801 and duck.
If I could point to one sentence in the English language that, when said, is almost always wrong, it would be: "That's pretty clear hearsay."
November 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
If I could point to one sentence in the English language that, when said, is almost always wrong, it would be: "That's pretty clear hearsay."
Reminds me of Junji Ito's Uzumaki.
November 12, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Reminds me of Junji Ito's Uzumaki.
Two wild-ass guesses: either to put pressure on House Republicans to not change their vote, or as a smoke screen for further capitulation to the GOP, this time on the House side.
The fact that I can't decide between the two speaks to how poor my opinion is of Beltway Democrats right now.
The fact that I can't decide between the two speaks to how poor my opinion is of Beltway Democrats right now.
November 12, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Two wild-ass guesses: either to put pressure on House Republicans to not change their vote, or as a smoke screen for further capitulation to the GOP, this time on the House side.
The fact that I can't decide between the two speaks to how poor my opinion is of Beltway Democrats right now.
The fact that I can't decide between the two speaks to how poor my opinion is of Beltway Democrats right now.
It's daddy issues all the way down
November 12, 2025 at 4:53 PM
It's daddy issues all the way down
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November 12, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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Tonight, we're gunna party like it's 1699!
November 12, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Tonight, we're gunna party like it's 1699!
It's one of the lowest budget Disney major motion pictures ever made, with many recycled assets, frequent continuity errors (such as the rings on King John's hands) and the thickest outlines on characters ever drawn by Disney -- yet it defined our generation.
November 12, 2025 at 2:23 AM
It's one of the lowest budget Disney major motion pictures ever made, with many recycled assets, frequent continuity errors (such as the rings on King John's hands) and the thickest outlines on characters ever drawn by Disney -- yet it defined our generation.
"I'm glad you changed your last name you sonofabitch."
November 12, 2025 at 2:18 AM
"I'm glad you changed your last name you sonofabitch."
She's doing her part to keep therapists in business.
November 12, 2025 at 2:16 AM
She's doing her part to keep therapists in business.
"TrumpCare" is an oxymoron.
November 12, 2025 at 12:55 AM
"TrumpCare" is an oxymoron.
It's definitely something, but the Senate Democrats have no cohesion to do anything with it, it seems to me,
November 12, 2025 at 12:44 AM
It's definitely something, but the Senate Democrats have no cohesion to do anything with it, it seems to me,