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- late-30s hipster doofus
- posts about movies, carolina hurricanes, nonsense
- alan wake 2 speedruns at twitch.tv/suavepeanut
I saw this last night! It whips ass!
TODAY! #WakeUpDeadMan! THEATERS! 600 US screens, 500 more internationally, hopefully more to come in the next week. See my pinned post for a theater finder. I’m so proud of this movie and everyone’s work on it, I hope you enjoy it!
November 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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greatest hits album includes:
“why is there so much mario/zelda/metroid/pokemon/celeste on the schedule”
“that’s not a real category”
“why do they talk so much between runs”
“why is the host interrupting the runner so much”
“that runner isn’t even top 3 on src”
…and more!
hmm i’ve got a question about the way things work at GDQ but i think instead of seeking understanding i’ll just make up a reason and get mad at that
November 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
hmm i’ve got a question about the way things work at GDQ but i think instead of seeking understanding i’ll just make up a reason and get mad at that
November 25, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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person who has seen 10 movies: i just bought citizen kane in 4k
person who has seen 100 movies: fucking cinephile poser
person who has seen 1000 movies: i also just bought citizen kane in 4k
November 21, 2025 at 5:02 PM
hey here’s a message for the gamers going to agdq who don’t mask: plan group activities that aren’t restaurants!! maskers want to hang out with you!
gamers going to agdq: please mask! we’re raising money for a cancer prevention charity, so let’s show everyone watching how much we care about community health 😷💪🏻

@bonafidemasks.bsky.social are the best, and always have some sort of coupon going

and get your vaccines updated! 💉❤️
November 20, 2025 at 9:04 PM
alan wake 2
Alan Wake 2 Deluxe Edition is $20.99 on Epic Games Store buff.ly/FpMhrNt
November 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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It's here!!!

The full #AGDQ2026 Schedule is OUT!!!!!!!

https://gdq.gg/schedule
November 17, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
i’ve watched a movie every day since late july and my secret to keeping this streak alive many days is by quietly rewatching something in my room after bed time while idly shiny hunting pokemon
November 16, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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U Talkin' Vatican II 2 Me?
November 16, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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i wish i could send a thank you note to adam scott for not being able to commit to wonderfalls after it was ordered to series
November 16, 2025 at 2:08 AM
every commercial break during the hockey game we see ads for an upcoming andrea bocelli 30th anniversary tour. now my question is what is the audience for this man because we don’t know him but he’s apparently popular enough to be selling out arenas
November 16, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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reenactment of when i saw lee pace in edgar wright’s the running man (2025) in imax
November 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
he’s hot :(
November 14, 2025 at 9:13 PM
FOLKS….! WE DID IT!
if i keep showing up im sure the greensboro gargoyles will win a game eventually
November 14, 2025 at 2:28 AM
i'm gonna pay $70 for a digital copy of pokopia on march 5, 2026 and im going to have a wonderful time playing the video game
November 13, 2025 at 5:08 PM
the james bond discourse is pissing me off. just make another one! who cares! there have been six batmen during my lifetime!! audiences get it!!!
November 11, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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me and @suavepeanut.com watching the canes lose to the leafs:
November 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
we learned a very important lesson today!
i should not have watched this movie!!
die my love

man i gotta stop accidentally watching movies about depression and active suicidal ideation

4 stars
November 9, 2025 at 10:11 PM
i feel like an infant playing peekaboo the way my object permanence is tested whenever northernlion takes his headphones off and becomes a different man
November 7, 2025 at 5:31 PM
we are 4 films into Sweet Keanuvember and my highest rating so far has been 2 1/2 stars. please god send me a matrix soon.
November 6, 2025 at 1:45 AM
they started booing in madison square garden and my first reaction was to check on the mayoral race
November 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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generally i don't believe in hell. but for some people? maybe a little.
July 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
in case you've ever wondered what pfp is based on
love this face gengar makes
November 2, 2025 at 2:42 PM
all month long we’ve been watching through 35 films written and/or directed by John Carpenter (plus some bonus movies) in a project called John Carpentober and tonight is the grand finale: a livestream of his Halloween concert! he’s so cool
November 1, 2025 at 3:30 AM