This is the most ridiculous thing ever and also the best ever use of LinkedIn.

There's a lot of happy @norwichcity.bsky.social fans out tonight, but fuck me, that journey back to @pafc.co.uk is going to be a long, miserable, slog.

I've got an itch underneath the bone in my shoulder. I'm not going to lie, I may have to cut my arm off to get to it.

#snow #nr3

I have a sneaking suspicion it's going to be quiet in the pub today.

3° and pissing rain. The absolute worst of the weather.

I don't care how cool your music taste is, Promise by Girls aloud is an absolute banger.

I was in the middle of a busy service in the kitchen tonight, and a big brown dog wandered in because his owner was drunk and fell asleep. That's a new one on me.

Yesterday I became a great uncle.
How am I old enough to be one of them. 😬

Reason eleventy why I will never go to Australia. Their female spiders are big enough to carry fucking handbags