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HEY CLOWN, wanna THROW DOWN and go ROUND for ROUND in POUND TOWN?
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when the homie steals your phone and now the algorithm’s got you for life
November 30, 2025 at 9:10 AM
when the homie steals your phone and now the algorithm’s got you for life
The best memes are the ones you made years ago, with so much time having passed that you can’t even begin to remember the context.
November 30, 2025 at 7:47 AM
The best memes are the ones you made years ago, with so much time having passed that you can’t even begin to remember the context.
“President of what?”
November 30, 2025 at 6:51 AM
“President of what?”
My backlog, seeing me browse Black Friday sales:
November 26, 2025 at 7:38 AM
My backlog, seeing me browse Black Friday sales:
If you see this, post a monster
November 26, 2025 at 1:09 AM
If you see this, post a monster
That’s why I stick to Bob’s Big Boy. He knows how to treat a lady.
November 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
That’s why I stick to Bob’s Big Boy. He knows how to treat a lady.
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
“Do not speak to me of such trivialities. I paid 1990’s money for a copy of Battle Royal High School on VHS.”
November 23, 2025 at 11:08 PM
“Do not speak to me of such trivialities. I paid 1990’s money for a copy of Battle Royal High School on VHS.”
This reads like Ice T on Law & Order.
November 22, 2025 at 8:24 PM
This reads like Ice T on Law & Order.
sleepy bois caught dreamin
November 19, 2025 at 4:20 PM
sleepy bois caught dreamin
“Bad news, you have Chlamydia. I know, I know, the sign out front makes this place sound WAY more fun than it actually is.”
November 19, 2025 at 7:53 AM
“Bad news, you have Chlamydia. I know, I know, the sign out front makes this place sound WAY more fun than it actually is.”
FINALLY
IT’S HAPPENED TO ME
IT’S HAPPENED TO ME
November 18, 2025 at 11:07 PM
FINALLY
IT’S HAPPENED TO ME
IT’S HAPPENED TO ME
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
November 18, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
I don’t get Good Hair Days™️ very often, so I have to capture the miracle when it happens. I should probably clean the mirror first, next time.
November 16, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I don’t get Good Hair Days™️ very often, so I have to capture the miracle when it happens. I should probably clean the mirror first, next time.
If a child were to ask me “What was the year 2000 like,” I would say nothing, show them this image, and walk away.
November 16, 2025 at 8:10 AM
If a child were to ask me “What was the year 2000 like,” I would say nothing, show them this image, and walk away.
November 14, 2025 at 2:30 PM