Sublight Monster
@sublightmonster.bsky.social
Former paid liar.
Advisor/ghostwriter to Japan PMs Abe, Suga and Kishida, speechwriter for Tokyo Gov. Koike.
Still deciding whether I’m retired or just a bum. Born🇺🇸, living🇯🇵, trying to speak🇫🇷🇲🇽🇸🇪🏴.
Have the same name pretty much everywhere. He/him
Advisor/ghostwriter to Japan PMs Abe, Suga and Kishida, speechwriter for Tokyo Gov. Koike.
Still deciding whether I’m retired or just a bum. Born🇺🇸, living🇯🇵, trying to speak🇫🇷🇲🇽🇸🇪🏴.
Have the same name pretty much everywhere. He/him
“I’m glad I didn’t have so many orgasms” ranks up there with “I wish I’d spent more time at the office” on things people say when they look back on their lives.
January 21, 2026 at 10:30 PM
“I’m glad I didn’t have so many orgasms” ranks up there with “I wish I’d spent more time at the office” on things people say when they look back on their lives.
Woody’s high point came in 1996 when Panasonic launched their fledgling Internet service: TouchWoody, the Internet Pecker.
January 20, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Woody’s high point came in 1996 when Panasonic launched their fledgling Internet service: TouchWoody, the Internet Pecker.
At some point, you’re not on X despite the Nazi pedophiles, you’re on X *for* the Nazi pedophiles.
January 20, 2026 at 2:02 AM
At some point, you’re not on X despite the Nazi pedophiles, you’re on X *for* the Nazi pedophiles.
Susan Collins 2: Spineless Boogaloo
January 6, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Susan Collins 2: Spineless Boogaloo
Always a bit darkly humorous how many of his songs are “I’m a cunt and I hurt everyone around me”
January 5, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Always a bit darkly humorous how many of his songs are “I’m a cunt and I hurt everyone around me”
Growing up with Fat Albert and the Cosby Show in addition to his standup, it was distressing to have to consider how much of my childhood was shaped by him.
January 5, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Growing up with Fat Albert and the Cosby Show in addition to his standup, it was distressing to have to consider how much of my childhood was shaped by him.
At some point, the general assumption is going be that you're still on Twitter/X *because* of that content.
January 5, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Wow, this is 6 months after I moved overseas at 23, and I know three of them.
January 5, 2026 at 8:03 AM
Wow, this is 6 months after I moved overseas at 23, and I know three of them.
Amazed it lasted that long
January 5, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Amazed it lasted that long
NYT editorial: How do we know those Venezuelans didn’t have pre-existing conditions?
January 4, 2026 at 7:20 AM
NYT editorial: How do we know those Venezuelans didn’t have pre-existing conditions?
Thank you! I was wondering “is this a new thing the kids say, like 6-7?”
January 3, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Thank you! I was wondering “is this a new thing the kids say, like 6-7?”
Gotta admit his name comes up a lot when playing Sniper Elite (taking out Nazis)
January 1, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Gotta admit his name comes up a lot when playing Sniper Elite (taking out Nazis)
MSN
www.msn.com
January 1, 2026 at 12:53 PM
You did not give one tin shit for “affordability” for the entirety of 2025.
Piss off with your fake concerns.
Piss off with your fake concerns.
January 1, 2026 at 12:07 PM
You did not give one tin shit for “affordability” for the entirety of 2025.
Piss off with your fake concerns.
Piss off with your fake concerns.
Still hold that “halfway qualified” is not enough for the highest positions in the country, and one can indeed vote ‘no’ on every one of them.
January 1, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Still hold that “halfway qualified” is not enough for the highest positions in the country, and one can indeed vote ‘no’ on every one of them.
Keeping a process moving that you know is going to be used unjustly is neither virtue nor bravery.
My vote didn’t count, but it was for Harris. Sorry you’re not very good at making assumptions.
My vote didn’t count, but it was for Harris. Sorry you’re not very good at making assumptions.
December 29, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Keeping a process moving that you know is going to be used unjustly is neither virtue nor bravery.
My vote didn’t count, but it was for Harris. Sorry you’re not very good at making assumptions.
My vote didn’t count, but it was for Harris. Sorry you’re not very good at making assumptions.
Really? Republicans seem pretty good at it.
December 28, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Really? Republicans seem pretty good at it.
But I want 40% of my urban land area to go to parking lots!
December 28, 2025 at 10:30 AM
But I want 40% of my urban land area to go to parking lots!