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I think it’s a constellation of largely in-home safety items, stuff like;
crib design
back to sleep programs
fire resistant fabrics
smoke alarms
seatbelts and airbags
fences around pools
trigger locks
shaken baby PSA’s
steady advances in medicine
crib design
back to sleep programs
fire resistant fabrics
smoke alarms
seatbelts and airbags
fences around pools
trigger locks
shaken baby PSA’s
steady advances in medicine
February 11, 2026 at 1:51 AM
I think it’s a constellation of largely in-home safety items, stuff like;
crib design
back to sleep programs
fire resistant fabrics
smoke alarms
seatbelts and airbags
fences around pools
trigger locks
shaken baby PSA’s
steady advances in medicine
crib design
back to sleep programs
fire resistant fabrics
smoke alarms
seatbelts and airbags
fences around pools
trigger locks
shaken baby PSA’s
steady advances in medicine
Gently and kindly, my sibling in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, I must ask: The fuck is wrong with you?
February 3, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Gently and kindly, my sibling in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, I must ask: The fuck is wrong with you?
I’m so glad to know someone invited into his orbit addressed it correctly.
Was speculating with a friend just today about whether any of these type of responses existed. Fuck yeah.
Was speculating with a friend just today about whether any of these type of responses existed. Fuck yeah.
February 3, 2026 at 5:00 AM
I’m so glad to know someone invited into his orbit addressed it correctly.
Was speculating with a friend just today about whether any of these type of responses existed. Fuck yeah.
Was speculating with a friend just today about whether any of these type of responses existed. Fuck yeah.
Yes! I’m also fond of the prostate cancer med that you shouldn’t take if pregnant or planning to be.
I’m open to being corrected, but that seems like a low probability complication.
I’m open to being corrected, but that seems like a low probability complication.
February 2, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Yes! I’m also fond of the prostate cancer med that you shouldn’t take if pregnant or planning to be.
I’m open to being corrected, but that seems like a low probability complication.
I’m open to being corrected, but that seems like a low probability complication.
Dodged a big kibble bill!
January 28, 2026 at 5:57 AM
Dodged a big kibble bill!
I have met a lot of them, they use those credentials to great effect in convincing other people to listen to them, too.
January 3, 2026 at 12:54 AM
I have met a lot of them, they use those credentials to great effect in convincing other people to listen to them, too.
At least this helps curb the “He should run for President!” folks
December 29, 2025 at 8:39 PM
At least this helps curb the “He should run for President!” folks
Better half works the ER.
Favorite so far was the poor lady married to a butterfingers. Vibrator was still on, and audible.
Favorite so far was the poor lady married to a butterfingers. Vibrator was still on, and audible.
December 26, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Better half works the ER.
Favorite so far was the poor lady married to a butterfingers. Vibrator was still on, and audible.
Favorite so far was the poor lady married to a butterfingers. Vibrator was still on, and audible.
After purchase, I discovered my kitchen and laundry drained out a mystery 1.5” pipe into the front yard, eschewing the septic tank a couple hundred feet the other way.
December 16, 2025 at 2:13 PM
After purchase, I discovered my kitchen and laundry drained out a mystery 1.5” pipe into the front yard, eschewing the septic tank a couple hundred feet the other way.
Mountain Dew’s weird sister that always gets left out of the family photos
December 14, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Mountain Dew’s weird sister that always gets left out of the family photos
Dear friend is an OBGYN. Have heard anecdotes of the team having a normal vaginal delivery, and then putting 10+ units through a patient in the OR as they work to stop a sudden hemorrhage.
Which is to say, basically the entire volume of blood replaced.
Which is to say, basically the entire volume of blood replaced.
December 12, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Dear friend is an OBGYN. Have heard anecdotes of the team having a normal vaginal delivery, and then putting 10+ units through a patient in the OR as they work to stop a sudden hemorrhage.
Which is to say, basically the entire volume of blood replaced.
Which is to say, basically the entire volume of blood replaced.
That’s my favorite episode of Love, Death, and Robots on Netflix
December 8, 2025 at 3:01 PM
That’s my favorite episode of Love, Death, and Robots on Netflix
Chiropractors are not Doctors.
I can tell you’ve never had a venous dissection come through your door after being adjusted.
I can tell you’ve never had a venous dissection come through your door after being adjusted.
December 6, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Chiropractors are not Doctors.
I can tell you’ve never had a venous dissection come through your door after being adjusted.
I can tell you’ve never had a venous dissection come through your door after being adjusted.
Those folks would be mighty disappointed with today’s coalfield allegiances.
But maybe not that surprised?
But maybe not that surprised?
December 6, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Those folks would be mighty disappointed with today’s coalfield allegiances.
But maybe not that surprised?
But maybe not that surprised?
Could you sprinkle in some variety, it is this the only retort you have?
November 30, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Could you sprinkle in some variety, it is this the only retort you have?
Is eat shit & die three words or four ya’ll
November 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Is eat shit & die three words or four ya’ll
A good ramp patch is a multi generational secret in my circles.
November 23, 2025 at 3:39 PM
A good ramp patch is a multi generational secret in my circles.
So it’s an… incantation?
November 21, 2025 at 3:46 AM
So it’s an… incantation?
I hope that was the end of Scott’s goodwill toward the moneywhore
November 15, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I hope that was the end of Scott’s goodwill toward the moneywhore
Well done, James.
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Well done, James.
Naaaah. We all know you’re a liar and a thief, sweetheart.
November 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Naaaah. We all know you’re a liar and a thief, sweetheart.
Somebody sure kept that fuckers commissary topped off.
Probably dying for a manicure though.
Probably dying for a manicure though.
October 29, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Somebody sure kept that fuckers commissary topped off.
Probably dying for a manicure though.
Probably dying for a manicure though.
Same for me with zombies :(
I just thought there were a lot of horror fan gun nuts, I guess.
I just thought there were a lot of horror fan gun nuts, I guess.
October 21, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Same for me with zombies :(
I just thought there were a lot of horror fan gun nuts, I guess.
I just thought there were a lot of horror fan gun nuts, I guess.