For context: I live with a roommate in a cheap rented apartment. He's a cleaner, I'm unemployed so secret upper middle class apartment this is not

And when I say "starts", I mean that is the prologue. First page, bam. Half-sibling longing of the intimate nature

Well, yes, but see, I got this battle axe lying around somewhere and I've been told a sports sort of hobby would do me good so... two birds and so forth

Yes, but every time I ask, they say they don't want to be warriors. They go on about not being into the wanton slaughter of others and some shit

Ah, yes, tough chewy skin and weirdly sweet.

That's a no then.

Well, I was just thinking I need something art nouveau and sometimes, the Internet does provide

I find moat of my mistakes with CbS come from mixing up innocents and criminals or forgetting something super obvious that I thought a out just a second ago