just paraphrased this to a friend last night. really weird, really bad times.

holy FUCK yes. I was gonna say Frisky Dingo.

Working my way through the entirety of Ultimate and dreading reading this again (because of the tears. the writing is and was wonderful.)

I just realized it’s Jake Paul. Tomato tomato.

probably the perfect drink to witness Logan Paul getting destroyed with

Nah these hit different. Up there with the Corona NA’s for taste and replication of the original