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@suburbanqueer.bsky.social
Educator | 🏳️🌈 | California transplant in Salt Lake City | he/him/his
The #1 movie when you were 10 years oId is how your 2026 is going to go
Honestly, aliens blowing up the White House doesn’t sound bad to me
Honestly, aliens blowing up the White House doesn’t sound bad to me
December 20, 2025 at 1:22 AM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years oId is how your 2026 is going to go
Honestly, aliens blowing up the White House doesn’t sound bad to me
Honestly, aliens blowing up the White House doesn’t sound bad to me
Why would my parents have mounds bars but not almond joys? To what end?
December 19, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Why would my parents have mounds bars but not almond joys? To what end?
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
December 19, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
I laid down to take an nap for an hour and when I wake up Trump has announced the hunger games
December 19, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I laid down to take an nap for an hour and when I wake up Trump has announced the hunger games
The way the latest iOS update is fucking with autocorrect is bananas because what do you mean it corrected “Hanukkah” to “deserve”
December 18, 2025 at 8:11 PM
The way the latest iOS update is fucking with autocorrect is bananas because what do you mean it corrected “Hanukkah” to “deserve”
As someone who had that exact discman in red I can confirm that it it was indeed a piece of art
December 18, 2025 at 8:06 PM
As someone who had that exact discman in red I can confirm that it it was indeed a piece of art
It’s a high of 81° today…merry Christmas???
December 18, 2025 at 7:32 PM
It’s a high of 81° today…merry Christmas???
My parents have a box of marshmallow fruity pebbles in their pantry. We have lost all pretense of cereal being “healthy” at this point I think
December 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
My parents have a box of marshmallow fruity pebbles in their pantry. We have lost all pretense of cereal being “healthy” at this point I think
Hometown Grindr was a mistake
December 18, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Hometown Grindr was a mistake
Tension tamer tea is good. I can see why Coco Peru was looking for it.
December 18, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Tension tamer tea is good. I can see why Coco Peru was looking for it.
Me every night for 39 years
Maybe one more night off of the gym? 🫣
December 18, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Me every night for 39 years
12 hours in a hospital and I am spent
December 18, 2025 at 5:05 AM
12 hours in a hospital and I am spent
There is a hot doctor intern walking up and down the hall with tight slutty scrubs and I can see the lines of his underwear and I just 🤤🤤🤤
December 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
There is a hot doctor intern walking up and down the hall with tight slutty scrubs and I can see the lines of his underwear and I just 🤤🤤🤤
Whoever runs this account deserves a raise
Letter: Just what Utah needs — a shiny silver 300-foot tall phallus!
Letter: The giant statue slated to tower over Draper is akin to the biblical golden calf. Aren’t there better ways to spend the money?
Letter: Just what Utah needs — a shiny silver 300-foot tall phallus!
www.sltrib.com
December 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Whoever runs this account deserves a raise
Why do bad things have to happen to hot people?
Adult film star Lane V Rogers, also known as Blake Mitchell, has reportedly passed away at the age of 31.
December 17, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Why do bad things have to happen to hot people?
Cute hipster barista has offered to top up my coffee twice in less than 10 mins. Top up my coffee or top YOU, sir?
December 17, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Cute hipster barista has offered to top up my coffee twice in less than 10 mins. Top up my coffee or top YOU, sir?
The absolute chokehold that single-ply toilet paper has on boomer parents should be studied
December 17, 2025 at 5:08 PM
The absolute chokehold that single-ply toilet paper has on boomer parents should be studied
Hello to all my boyfriends
December 17, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Hello to all my boyfriends
It was 💅🏻
🤞🏻 that I got on the right shuttle out of LAX this time
December 17, 2025 at 2:51 AM
It was 💅🏻
🤞🏻 that I got on the right shuttle out of LAX this time
December 17, 2025 at 2:31 AM
🤞🏻 that I got on the right shuttle out of LAX this time