SuchaPrettyPoison
@suchaprettypsn.bsky.social
Millennial Core • Fake Dating AU addict • Big three: Scorpio • She/Her • Defaulted to Exhausted • Neurodivergent • 18+ only
Pinned
Happy to Help: tinyurl.com/yck9ft74
✔ Fake dating
✔ Mutual pining
✔ Kittens
✔ Sharing a bed
✔ Thirst Tweets
✔ Protective mode activated
✔ Explicit but Wholesome
Sometimes you just need your neighbor to pretend to be in a relationship with you. Repeatedly.
✔ Fake dating
✔ Mutual pining
✔ Kittens
✔ Sharing a bed
✔ Thirst Tweets
✔ Protective mode activated
✔ Explicit but Wholesome
Sometimes you just need your neighbor to pretend to be in a relationship with you. Repeatedly.
"That Rome could ever fall was unthinkable to the Romans."
February 18, 2025 at 8:03 AM
"That Rome could ever fall was unthinkable to the Romans."
tw: miscarriage
I had a missed miscarriage and needed the 'abortion pill' for my body to clue in because it kept acting like I was pregnant.
Let me tell you, no one is taking those meds for a good time. They are taking them because they NEED them for whatever reason that may be.
I had a missed miscarriage and needed the 'abortion pill' for my body to clue in because it kept acting like I was pregnant.
Let me tell you, no one is taking those meds for a good time. They are taking them because they NEED them for whatever reason that may be.
February 15, 2025 at 11:10 AM
tw: miscarriage
I had a missed miscarriage and needed the 'abortion pill' for my body to clue in because it kept acting like I was pregnant.
Let me tell you, no one is taking those meds for a good time. They are taking them because they NEED them for whatever reason that may be.
I had a missed miscarriage and needed the 'abortion pill' for my body to clue in because it kept acting like I was pregnant.
Let me tell you, no one is taking those meds for a good time. They are taking them because they NEED them for whatever reason that may be.
How am I doing at 34 wks pregnant with 11lbs worth of babies?
I crouched down in the shower and couldn't get back up. Had to call out to my husband for assistance, but still couldn't get up cause *slippery*.
I had to crawl out of the shower on all 4s, and only then could he get me back to my feet.
I crouched down in the shower and couldn't get back up. Had to call out to my husband for assistance, but still couldn't get up cause *slippery*.
I had to crawl out of the shower on all 4s, and only then could he get me back to my feet.
February 6, 2025 at 9:11 PM
How am I doing at 34 wks pregnant with 11lbs worth of babies?
I crouched down in the shower and couldn't get back up. Had to call out to my husband for assistance, but still couldn't get up cause *slippery*.
I had to crawl out of the shower on all 4s, and only then could he get me back to my feet.
I crouched down in the shower and couldn't get back up. Had to call out to my husband for assistance, but still couldn't get up cause *slippery*.
I had to crawl out of the shower on all 4s, and only then could he get me back to my feet.
Caturday attack mode activated.
January 25, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Caturday attack mode activated.
The annual 'Midge' calendar has been created and ordered for the hubs gran. Not saying she's the favorite great-grand baby...but I mean, look at her:
November 21, 2024 at 10:08 AM
The annual 'Midge' calendar has been created and ordered for the hubs gran. Not saying she's the favorite great-grand baby...but I mean, look at her:
Happy to Help: tinyurl.com/yck9ft74
✔ Fake dating
✔ Mutual pining
✔ Kittens
✔ Sharing a bed
✔ Thirst Tweets
✔ Protective mode activated
✔ Explicit but Wholesome
Sometimes you just need your neighbor to pretend to be in a relationship with you. Repeatedly.
✔ Fake dating
✔ Mutual pining
✔ Kittens
✔ Sharing a bed
✔ Thirst Tweets
✔ Protective mode activated
✔ Explicit but Wholesome
Sometimes you just need your neighbor to pretend to be in a relationship with you. Repeatedly.
November 18, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Happy to Help: tinyurl.com/yck9ft74
✔ Fake dating
✔ Mutual pining
✔ Kittens
✔ Sharing a bed
✔ Thirst Tweets
✔ Protective mode activated
✔ Explicit but Wholesome
Sometimes you just need your neighbor to pretend to be in a relationship with you. Repeatedly.
✔ Fake dating
✔ Mutual pining
✔ Kittens
✔ Sharing a bed
✔ Thirst Tweets
✔ Protective mode activated
✔ Explicit but Wholesome
Sometimes you just need your neighbor to pretend to be in a relationship with you. Repeatedly.