Zalman Lev
@suckerbetsftw.bsky.social
Well, it was a pretty good run for 249 years, #America. Maybe in the 2026 midterms checks & balances & guardrails will return.
Welcome to the snark side.
Welcome to the snark side.
Trump must be pissed that the Qatari flying bribe isn't ready for use yet.
January 21, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Trump must be pissed that the Qatari flying bribe isn't ready for use yet.
Well, at least this one sounds closer to the actual facts.
January 21, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Well, at least this one sounds closer to the actual facts.
Another media outlet making it sound like she's doing this by her own choice. Bondi knows that's not the case and so does the AP.
January 21, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Another media outlet making it sound like she's doing this by her own choice. Bondi knows that's not the case and so does the AP.
Why are you making it sound like this is a voluntary action? FFS. JFC. GTFO.
January 21, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Why are you making it sound like this is a voluntary action? FFS. JFC. GTFO.
NEWS: The Social Security Administration has referred two DOGE employees for Hatch Act violations after discovering contacts with a political group seeking SSA data to overturn election results. www.politico.com/news/2026/01...
January 20, 2026 at 9:41 PM
"The White House and SSA officials did not immediately respond to requests for comment."
No, of course not. Musk, Trump, et al need time to get their bullshit straight.
Before Trump demands that DOJ drop the investigation.
No, of course not. Musk, Trump, et al need time to get their bullshit straight.
Before Trump demands that DOJ drop the investigation.
January 20, 2026 at 9:33 PM
"The White House and SSA officials did not immediately respond to requests for comment."
No, of course not. Musk, Trump, et al need time to get their bullshit straight.
Before Trump demands that DOJ drop the investigation.
No, of course not. Musk, Trump, et al need time to get their bullshit straight.
Before Trump demands that DOJ drop the investigation.
And remove him from his position.
January 20, 2026 at 4:46 PM
And remove him from his position.
Yep. Gonna join the Venezuelan oil money in the account in Qatar.
January 19, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Yep. Gonna join the Venezuelan oil money in the account in Qatar.
Not to be pedantic, but being so anyway, I think you mean the carnival midway game operators. 😜
January 19, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Not to be pedantic, but being so anyway, I think you mean the carnival midway game operators. 😜
Any country ponying up the billion dollars for a "permanent seat" is going to be so disappointed when they find out what that ultimately bought them.
And even more disappointed when Trump hits them up for ever more and more.
And even more disappointed when Trump hits them up for ever more and more.
January 19, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Any country ponying up the billion dollars for a "permanent seat" is going to be so disappointed when they find out what that ultimately bought them.
And even more disappointed when Trump hits them up for ever more and more.
And even more disappointed when Trump hits them up for ever more and more.
Aw, that's so cute. Netanyahu thought he'd have a say in any of this.
January 17, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Aw, that's so cute. Netanyahu thought he'd have a say in any of this.
Clemency for a convicted drug pusher.
As opposed to being blown to bits in a multi-strike bombing attack in international waters before any due diligence or proof.
Guess it's just who you know or can be bought off by.
As opposed to being blown to bits in a multi-strike bombing attack in international waters before any due diligence or proof.
Guess it's just who you know or can be bought off by.
January 17, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Clemency for a convicted drug pusher.
As opposed to being blown to bits in a multi-strike bombing attack in international waters before any due diligence or proof.
Guess it's just who you know or can be bought off by.
As opposed to being blown to bits in a multi-strike bombing attack in international waters before any due diligence or proof.
Guess it's just who you know or can be bought off by.
Does this mean that someone's managed to talk him out of more bombing? Or is that just for time being?
January 12, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Does this mean that someone's managed to talk him out of more bombing? Or is that just for time being?
She seems to have learned the Trump game: give him something shiny & valuable -- or just an outright bribe -- and there's a decent chance you're going to get what it is your after.
January 10, 2026 at 6:56 PM
She seems to have learned the Trump game: give him something shiny & valuable -- or just an outright bribe -- and there's a decent chance you're going to get what it is your after.
Now that Trump has declared that "People live in homes, not corporations" it follows that Citizens United can be overturned because, you know, people vote, not corporations.
January 8, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Now that Trump has declared that "People live in homes, not corporations" it follows that Citizens United can be overturned because, you know, people vote, not corporations.
Maybe take some of that sweet ballroom money Trump's collected and use it to rehab the property and make use of it.
Like turning it back into a government asylum for the insane and committing this entire administration to it in perpetuity.
Like turning it back into a government asylum for the insane and committing this entire administration to it in perpetuity.
December 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Maybe take some of that sweet ballroom money Trump's collected and use it to rehab the property and make use of it.
Like turning it back into a government asylum for the insane and committing this entire administration to it in perpetuity.
Like turning it back into a government asylum for the insane and committing this entire administration to it in perpetuity.
Me thinks the caption's creator has gravely misspelled desecration.
December 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Me thinks the caption's creator has gravely misspelled desecration.
I'm wondering if the upcoming scheduled production of Chicago at the Center will include ICE/DHS/CBP in the cast.
December 28, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I'm wondering if the upcoming scheduled production of Chicago at the Center will include ICE/DHS/CBP in the cast.
We are going to die on different hills it seems. 🤪
December 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
We are going to die on different hills it seems. 🤪
Next year as in after the midterms? Or, perhaps, never?
December 22, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Next year as in after the midterms? Or, perhaps, never?
Wonderful picture.
Looks like Trump's getting ready to drop trou for an actual BJ instead of the verbal one they set up for him with the Cabinet every month of so.
Did Rubio draw the short straw?
Looks like Trump's getting ready to drop trou for an actual BJ instead of the verbal one they set up for him with the Cabinet every month of so.
Did Rubio draw the short straw?
December 22, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Wonderful picture.
Looks like Trump's getting ready to drop trou for an actual BJ instead of the verbal one they set up for him with the Cabinet every month of so.
Did Rubio draw the short straw?
Looks like Trump's getting ready to drop trou for an actual BJ instead of the verbal one they set up for him with the Cabinet every month of so.
Did Rubio draw the short straw?
Completely unlike Trump's bowel movements -- or so I've heard -- hard pass.
December 18, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Completely unlike Trump's bowel movements -- or so I've heard -- hard pass.