Jason Lyon
@suddenlyissoon.bsky.social
Jason Lyon is a man already dead, living in a half-world between stasis and antistasis. Time is concentrated and chronology confused for him.
do you think that if enough of us go on twitter and demand to face Elon Musk in hand to hand combat and call him chicken if he doesn't agree that he would finally accept? Maybe include this gif.
a man and a woman are dancing in front of a mirror
ALT: a man and a woman are dancing in front of a mirror
media.tenor.com
March 10, 2025 at 5:02 PM
do you think that if enough of us go on twitter and demand to face Elon Musk in hand to hand combat and call him chicken if he doesn't agree that he would finally accept? Maybe include this gif.
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March 4, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Today was my 1150th 5K.
February 25, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Today was my 1150th 5K.
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Idiocracy was a documentary
February 21, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Idiocracy was a documentary
Man, I found this liquor store and there's every expression of Fortaleza sitting on the shelf each week. People come in and just grab celebrity tequilas and it's just sitting there.
January 23, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Man, I found this liquor store and there's every expression of Fortaleza sitting on the shelf each week. People come in and just grab celebrity tequilas and it's just sitting there.
Hear me out...Marvel Ultimate Alliance in the Marvel Rivals engine.
January 22, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Hear me out...Marvel Ultimate Alliance in the Marvel Rivals engine.
I recently got a new LG G4 OLED around Christmas. I also bought the Khaos Reigns MK1 expansion but hadn't played it until last night.
Oh my God it was beautiful. Absolutely beautiful. It popped off the damn screen.
Oh my God it was beautiful. Absolutely beautiful. It popped off the damn screen.
January 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I recently got a new LG G4 OLED around Christmas. I also bought the Khaos Reigns MK1 expansion but hadn't played it until last night.
Oh my God it was beautiful. Absolutely beautiful. It popped off the damn screen.
Oh my God it was beautiful. Absolutely beautiful. It popped off the damn screen.
They removed the page about the constitution on the white house page.
www.whitehouse.gov
January 21, 2025 at 1:18 PM
They removed the page about the constitution on the white house page.
So we ban apps, books and websites in this "free" country now?
January 19, 2025 at 1:35 PM
So we ban apps, books and websites in this "free" country now?
Last day on normal earth.
January 18, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Last day on normal earth.
Who the fuck wants to live in this hell world LONGER? If it's not this, it would be the weather, water or food supply that we've poisoned
U.S. Surgeon General Calls for Cancer Warnings on Alcoholic Beverages — The Wall Street Journal
Health labels on alcoholic beverages should be updated to increase awareness of links to seven types of cancer, Dr. Vivek Murthy says
apple.news
January 3, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Who the fuck wants to live in this hell world LONGER? If it's not this, it would be the weather, water or food supply that we've poisoned
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For the next four years…
December 13, 2024 at 12:02 AM
For the next four years…
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The things you do when the next guy in power says he'll throw you in prison www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
December 14, 2024 at 2:38 AM
The things you do when the next guy in power says he'll throw you in prison www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
Bill Paxton nearly ruined Aliens with his horrible character and acting. It's so awful
December 8, 2024 at 9:16 PM
Bill Paxton nearly ruined Aliens with his horrible character and acting. It's so awful
Sex is cool and all but have you ever been completely toasted at 3 pm on a cold Saturday afternoon with nothing to do except for gradually turn your stereo further and further up while listening to "Green Grass and High Tides" while realizing that nothing matters?
December 3, 2024 at 4:28 PM
Sex is cool and all but have you ever been completely toasted at 3 pm on a cold Saturday afternoon with nothing to do except for gradually turn your stereo further and further up while listening to "Green Grass and High Tides" while realizing that nothing matters?
Man, Nate Silver is an absolute bitch.
December 2, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Man, Nate Silver is an absolute bitch.
Lord Almighty, Vols. What are you doing
November 30, 2024 at 5:18 PM
Lord Almighty, Vols. What are you doing
Oh fuck me that's a terrible way to start
November 30, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Oh fuck me that's a terrible way to start
500 straight weekdays of a 5k or more!
November 29, 2024 at 6:04 PM
500 straight weekdays of a 5k or more!
One more 5k to go for 500 consecutive weekdays
November 28, 2024 at 3:07 PM
One more 5k to go for 500 consecutive weekdays
I can't believe I just spent 7k on a treadmill but after 6 years and over 5,000 miles on a POS ProForm 5000 I spent a thousand bucks on at Costco, I deserve it.
November 26, 2024 at 1:45 AM
I can't believe I just spent 7k on a treadmill but after 6 years and over 5,000 miles on a POS ProForm 5000 I spent a thousand bucks on at Costco, I deserve it.