SudoSc
@sudosc.bsky.social
🔞 | 🇦🇺 | game dev | certified jokester | artist/composer wannabe | fat + fatfur enjoyer
Mmm yes, please, send them more of my personal data. I'm just BEGGING for my whole life to be recorded and streamed to their servers in 4k for them to "analyse" and use for predatory advertising tactics every waking moment of my life.
January 15, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Mmm yes, please, send them more of my personal data. I'm just BEGGING for my whole life to be recorded and streamed to their servers in 4k for them to "analyse" and use for predatory advertising tactics every waking moment of my life.
Gotta start using them librarian neck straps (I unironically use these for my "wireless" earbuds)
January 15, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Gotta start using them librarian neck straps (I unironically use these for my "wireless" earbuds)
You do not know what kind of beast you have awoken with this revelation. I used to feind for macadamia nuts as a kid, we even had a nutcracker tool just for them since they're quite common locally 😭
December 19, 2025 at 5:09 PM
You do not know what kind of beast you have awoken with this revelation. I used to feind for macadamia nuts as a kid, we even had a nutcracker tool just for them since they're quite common locally 😭
You mean that's not just a normal state of being for you? …I… should probably go see a doctor.
December 10, 2025 at 1:35 PM
You mean that's not just a normal state of being for you? …I… should probably go see a doctor.
Working out how long the box will last.
December 10, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Working out how long the box will last.
I had stuff I legitimately wanted to get this time (mostly tech garbage since prices are insane), and I monitored their prices for months. Not a single thing actually had a substantial discount, across multiple stores, they all just faked the MSRP going up for a "discount" 😭
November 28, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I had stuff I legitimately wanted to get this time (mostly tech garbage since prices are insane), and I monitored their prices for months. Not a single thing actually had a substantial discount, across multiple stores, they all just faked the MSRP going up for a "discount" 😭
Where we’re going, we don’t need clothes 🚗🔥🔥
a man in a suit is talking to a young boy in a crowd
ALT: a man in a suit is talking to a young boy in a crowd
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November 28, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Where we’re going, we don’t need clothes 🚗🔥🔥
“Mum, Can we have paper shredder?”
“We already have paper shredder at home.”
Paper shredder at home:
“We already have paper shredder at home.”
Paper shredder at home:
November 20, 2025 at 6:10 AM
“Mum, Can we have paper shredder?”
“We already have paper shredder at home.”
Paper shredder at home:
“We already have paper shredder at home.”
Paper shredder at home:
Passerby: “Hey, that guy’s pocket is peeking open, I wonder what’s inside?”
The pocket:
The pocket:
a person is holding a red object over a cat 's head and the words viralhog can be seen on the bottom right
ALT: a person is holding a red object over a cat 's head and the words viralhog can be seen on the bottom right
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November 15, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Passerby: “Hey, that guy’s pocket is peeking open, I wonder what’s inside?”
The pocket:
The pocket:
Well it's illegal to wish for more wishes, so maybe... Wish for another genie lamp?
November 7, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Well it's illegal to wish for more wishes, so maybe... Wish for another genie lamp?
Is negative fourty-nine quadrillion a valid answer?
October 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Is negative fourty-nine quadrillion a valid answer?
you have no idea how accurate that was to my actual pitch
October 17, 2025 at 1:49 AM
you have no idea how accurate that was to my actual pitch
You could always Pokémon Go To The Polls instead… except BlueSky doesn’t have a polling feature yet so yeah I’m stumped
October 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
You could always Pokémon Go To The Polls instead… except BlueSky doesn’t have a polling feature yet so yeah I’m stumped
Unfortunately Capy doesn't have a BlueSky account (that I am aware of - if this changes, I'll post it here), but you can find them on bird app, and I believe Fiverr too
October 12, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Unfortunately Capy doesn't have a BlueSky account (that I am aware of - if this changes, I'll post it here), but you can find them on bird app, and I believe Fiverr too
Might I suggest the siren call of an entire country? 🇦🇺
October 8, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Might I suggest the siren call of an entire country? 🇦🇺
Nope, player collider is too wide. Unless Tabi is travelling at 'Mach Fuck™️', the timestep in the physics system is too high resolution to allow him to clip through.
October 8, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Nope, player collider is too wide. Unless Tabi is travelling at 'Mach Fuck™️', the timestep in the physics system is too high resolution to allow him to clip through.
Waaah tysm!!!, my furball needs to learn restraint but refuses 🥺
Tabi is tubi (tubby) indeed 💙
Tabi is tubi (tubby) indeed 💙
October 8, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Waaah tysm!!!, my furball needs to learn restraint but refuses 🥺
Tabi is tubi (tubby) indeed 💙
Tabi is tubi (tubby) indeed 💙
I was thinking more…
They look very similar
They look very similar
a man wearing a hat and suspenders is holding a pink and white lollipop
ALT: a man wearing a hat and suspenders is holding a pink and white lollipop
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September 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I was thinking more…
They look very similar
They look very similar
I take 2 hour naps on the couch midday every day. I’m gone 💀
September 26, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I take 2 hour naps on the couch midday every day. I’m gone 💀
If only life had a calorie multiplier. Nothing insane, just like a 1.5x or 2x, so you don’t need to eat so damn much to gain or maintain
September 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
If only life had a calorie multiplier. Nothing insane, just like a 1.5x or 2x, so you don’t need to eat so damn much to gain or maintain
Oh yes and the drop bears. Got to watch out for those.
September 19, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Oh yes and the drop bears. Got to watch out for those.